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BillieTheBot
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TheSite is so boring at the mo.
Someone, somewhere post something.
For the sake of my sanity pleeeease!
Someone, somewhere post something.
For the sake of my sanity pleeeease!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Starin at the sky
Draggin my two feet
You just pass me by
But it still makes me cry
You can make me Whole Again
I'm still bored
I've had the amount to drink where I can't ramble for ever and yet have had more than for my mind to be thinking clearly. Oh dears...I gotta drive in 50 mins. lol!
Aww
3 Tampons walking down the street, smooth, thin and ultra. Which one says hello first???
None, there all stuck up c*nts!!!
:rolleyes:
Hehe
I had a good joke...but ive forgotten it
One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh.
A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?"
The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home."
Someone had to do it.....why not me?!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahahha
Yeah I liked that one