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Help me!

TheSite is so boring at the mo.

Someone, somewhere post something.

For the sake of my sanity pleeeease!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you see me walking down the street
    Starin at the sky
    Draggin my two feet
    You just pass me by
    But it still makes me cry
    You can make me Whole Again

    I'm still bored :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    here check this pic out
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I@m trying, but my minds gone blank.

    I've had the amount to drink where I can't ramble for ever and yet have had more than for my mind to be thinking clearly. Oh dears...I gotta drive in 50 mins. lol!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    If you see me walking down the street
    Starin at the sky
    Draggin my two feet
    You just pass me by
    But it still makes me cry
    You can make me Whole Again

    I'm still bored :(

    Aww :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I’ve got a joke that made me laugh…..

    3 Tampons walking down the street, smooth, thin and ultra. Which one says hello first???

    None, there all stuck up c*nts!!!

    :p :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    I’ve got a joke that made me laugh…..

    3 Tampons walking down the street, smooth, thin and ultra. Which one says hello first???

    None, there all stuck up c*nts!!!

    :p :rolleyes:

    Hehe :D

    I had a good joke...but ive forgotten it :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    old one, i know...

    One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?"
    The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh.

    A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?"
    The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Something :p:D

    Someone had to do it.....why not me?! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    I’ve got a joke that made me laugh…..

    3 Tampons walking down the street, smooth, thin and ultra. Which one says hello first???

    None, there all stuck up c*nts!!!

    :p :rolleyes:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahahha

    Yeah I liked that one :p:D
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