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Caption competition

As Greenie pointed out in another thread we're all in need of a bit of humour and a break from our problem-solving dilemmas. So here's your chance to cheer up the forum.

A virtual beer goes to the author of the funniest caption

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    attachment.php?s=&postid=564407

    "I'm telling you, Heydrich tampered with the water!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Straw: Does that constitute a material breach?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The alliance against Iraq falters as Jack Straw accuses Colin Powell of deliberately wearing the same tie.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Straw

    "It's time to whip it out and show everyone who's the man."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Powell: "umm hold on a moment Jack while I pull some more "evidence" out of my butt!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Is that Evian?"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    evian spelt backwards is "naive".
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But Jack, can we claim it has dual use?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Powell: What do you mean, you don't like the first draft?

    Straw: Tony & I don't think that it's worded acceptably to pass th Security Council.

    Powell: What's wrong with it?

    Straw: We just don't feel that "97.. 98.. 99.. 100. Okay, Saddam, coming, ready or not!" is diplomatic enough...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not political, but still funny...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Straw: Pull my finger!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Straw "Did you like my speach? It's based on a project from my local Primary School..."

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    Straw "It's £10 an ounce. My son gets it for me..."
    (Note for non-UK residents, Jack Straw's son has a drug conviction.)

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    Straw "So I said to Tariq Aziz, 'listen you little prick', we want your oil..."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Straw : "Is that your smokin' gun or are you just happy to see me?"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whose the guy putting the pen in Powells ear?
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