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Random thoughts...

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  • My coat needs cleaning...its covered in foundation
  • My shoulder hurts
  • My vodka and coke looks blue
  • I put my hair up with a pink thingy...i want a black one
  • Im so full, i feel like that huuuuuge purple girl out of that Choccie Factory film
  • Why do they always fill up Mcdonalds cokes to the lid thingy so it spills?
  • Why am i so sad that im in on Friday?
  • When is the new Sugababes tune realised?
  • I want more minstrels dammit
  • I need a lottery ticket

That is all :D
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got some!

    1. Why cant i get a certain freind out of my head when they only a friend.

    2. Yay i can still swim

    3. Sib looks good in a bikini:p

    4. My tops fluffy

    5.Young people use curse words

    6. Why was i tried to be burned today?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I only need to vomit old black blood, and then I am positive that I have Ebola.

    Damn me, for reading Tom Clancy when I am sick. Did that last time as well, and didn't took painkillers. Does bad things to your judgement, lol!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Excellent a random post. That's just what i require.
    • My coat does not need cleaning. My car does though
    • Surprisingly, no part of me hurts right now. My head probably will in the morning though.
    • My vodka flavoured drink is orange. I have a blue one in the fridge.
    • I don't put my hair up.
    • I had chinese today, but it wasn't very filling
    • I dunno, I think it's so they can fit the ice in
    • I'm just sad. I seem to be in every night
    • I have no idea
    • I have quality street. And fudge
    • I do too.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Drink wanted,and lots of it!
    • maybe some food
    • need to go for a piss
    • who would win in a fight, Hulk or super man
    • Should I go on holiday this year with the lads? or save up
    • Hmmm sexxxx
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      It's stopped snowing.

      I should go to bed, I might be snowboarding tomorrow.

      I'm gonna be rich. RICH. RICH. Muahah. Well, employed at least. :p

      Foo Fighter's rawk, but I really should stop playing TNLTL repeatedly.

      Dinner was nice. We had steak. With mash. Which was weird. Chips woulda been better.

      I need to do some excercise.

      And clean my desk.

      I need money.
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      I have more...
      • Why is Tweety getting more sex than me?
      • Why wont anyone let me call sex, booty anymore? I like that word.
      • Why is my bra making my tits itch? I cant itch them dammit
      • Why cant i accidently land on LLCoolJ's dick?
      • I should take up lapdancing
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      • I really should work harder
      • Is my music too loud?
      • I might have to make a random trip to town tomorrow
      • Keepers of the flames, Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? ... or so says Mr Hetfield
      • My glass needs a refill
      • Performance modelling looks evil
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Well...
      • I love Laura
      • But I miss her as well
      • I should spend more time with her
      • Spending time with Laura requires a strategy
      • I have an itchy crotch
      • I'm surprisingly warm
      • Chinese food is fucking brilliant
      • I need to think of something to do tommorow
      • Maybe one day I'll have Dom's job.....
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      ok here are a few of mine at the moment


      ~ wot am i going to do tomora

      ~ i want a drink

      ~ my tea's cold

      ~ its pretty dark out side

      ~ why is buffy's teeth are so bright

      ~ I need to paint my nails


      thats all im thinking for now
      :lol:
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by LacyMay
      I have more...

      • Why is Tweety getting more sex than me?
      • Why wont anyone let me call sex, booty anymore? I like that word.
      • Why is my bra making my tits itch? I cant itch them dammit
      • Why cant i accidently land on LLCoolJ's dick?
      • I should take up lapdancing
      • She must be very lucky
      • I don't know. It's a fine word
      • Take it off
      • Maybe it's too small a target
      • Yes, you should
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      ShyBoy, I really hate to bring this up, but maybe you should change your underwear once in a while, and it'll stop itching. A shower is also very helpful!

      My temperature is rising (...my blood is pumping through my veins. Somebody get me out of here, I'm tearing up myself. Nobody gives a damn about me, or anybody else. And still you call me complicated, somehow you laid the blame on me...).
      I have this habit with completing the lyrics, when it's part of song (by Garbage, btw).
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
      My temperature is rising

      Mine too. It's bloody hot in here and if I strip off any more I'll be indecent.
    • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
      Originally posted by bad seed
      • Is my music too loud?

      I can hear it here in the other city, so yes. :p:lol:
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by Mist


      Mine too. It's bloody hot in here and if I strip off any more I'll be indecent.

      Yeah, but mine is fever. And I am still feeling a bit chilled :(

      I have it worse :p
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      - why does my partner keep logging on and off the internet rather crazily???
      - why have I made an appointment to go and get my nails and hair done when i just cant afford it???
      - why are there two schoolgirls snogging on MTV?
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper


      Yeah, but mine is fever. And I am still feeling a bit chilled :(

      I have it worse :p

      Okay I give up, you win. Sorry to hear that.
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by badabing

      - why are there two schoolgirls snogging on MTV?

      That'll be Tatu then...
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      • Why am i not half naked and dancing around a pole yet?
      • can you get addicted to minstrels
      • mmmm crisps
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by LacyMay
      • can you get addicted to minstrels

      What the fuck are minstrels in the first place? :mad:
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      - why is lacy may so obssessed with pole dancing
      - does lacy may not realise how nasty the erotic dancing scene can be
      - i wander if lacy may would like to become a dancer at velvet with me
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper


      What the fuck are minstrels in the first place? :mad:

      Chocolates
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      - hope lacymay doesnt now think i am a lesbian
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper


      What the fuck are minstrels in the first place? :mad:

      To quote the packet...

      "Smooth and creamy milk chocolate in a crisp shell" :D
      • lacymay is obsessed with pole dancing cos shes drunk
      • lacymay is obsessed with minstrels cos shes a piglet wigglet
      • lacymay wants loooooads of sex
      • lacymay will dance for complete strangers at velvet
      • lacymay doesnt even know what velvet is
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      Originally posted by badabing

      - i wander if lacy may would like to become a dancer at velvet with me

      What's velvet?
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      - velvet is the club where i dance on a monday night
      - yes i am a dancer
      - no i am not lying
      - no i do not do cyber dances
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      • is wondering what the fuck is a cyber dance
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      - wanders how to explain to lacymay that a cyber dance is a bit like cyber sex. doesn't really exist just sounds good.
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      I got headache.
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      • I want to listen to NIN - Hurt
      • My coat has mud on it from a snowball fight on Thursday.
      • Water isn't good for leather
      • Why am I typing like a maniac when my left hand is blatently HURTING


      edited to add that I have tooth ache :(
    • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
      • wonders why everyone is typing in lists
      • should really stop typing in a big long list
      • ok im contradicting myself now
      • uh.....
      • omg kylie minouges [sp?] nice arse but crap music
      • ok im stopping now
      • wooo drugs
      • bye
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