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strip tease/lap dance

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i was hopin to give my boyfriend a bit of a lap dance/strip tease, but have never done anything like this before and im kinda shy, if anyone has tips, ideas or wants to talk about there experiences it would be most helpfull!
thankx

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My advice (ive never done it myself) is to have a few drinks to relax yourself before you do it! But i cant give you any pointers on how to go about stripping!

    Was thinking the other day, how unromantic it must look when ur trying to take socks off sexily :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, there's two things you can do about the socks issue, one is to not wear them in the first place, another is to wave tits in his face whilst you remove them, and he wont care :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, if my personal experiences of drink are anything to go by, all you have to do is have lots of drinks and you'll just start taking your clothes off
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did it once (or twice :p) and i reeeeally had to drink before hand. It loosens you up (sorry!) a bit and you care less about what people are thinking. Dont get too drunk though!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay
    I did it once (or twice :p) and i reeeeally had to drink before hand. It loosens you up (sorry!) a bit and you care less about what people are thinking. Dont get too drunk though!
    Will I get one?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless

    Will I get one?

    Follow the yellow brick road and maybe... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay


    Follow the yellow brick road and maybe... :p

    What kinda fucking answer is that? Eh!

    talk in sense, not rhymes:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    What kinda fucking answer is that? Eh!

    talk in sense, not rhymes:p

    How more simple could it be, you just look for the emerald castle. She'll be in there.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mist


    How more simple could it be, you just look for the emerald castle. She'll be in there.

    Nah, It's too far away.

    *Click click*

    Theres no place like home, theres no place like home.

    She knows where I am.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well my girlfriend was taking off her clothes (well most of them :() and she was getting me turned on! i dont think you need to worry too much. try and cross your arms and sort of pull your clothes off over your head, cos then your need to stick your chest forwrd and it adds definiton. certainly caused a swelling in my pants!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just think you have to put on some sexy music, dim lighting and a provocative outfit. Dim the lights and ask him if he is ready. If you act as though you are confident (even if you are quaking) it will certainly go down better. I did it before with my boyfriend, he seemed to enjoy it! :D
    Good luck!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't forget to mint it in. Strippers charge $$$$. Worth it though.
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