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Fuckology
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:crazyeyes .The night of my first ever pill was my first fuckolgy night. We were all really wrecked and we just started talking bollox, not sure whos idea it was to write down wot we were talking about but we did, i tell u wot reading it back the next day makes u laugh so much.
Now every time i go to any chill out party as soon as i get there the pad of papers out and were writing out complete bollox 'fuckology'.
Id like to thank one of my best friends sean for being the most fucked up person i know.
poems, stories, general fucked up comments and questions that u never thought about when u were sober.
'No zippy i dont want to go to the pier i want to go to the funfair.'
Do privates in the army have to keep secrets'??
'Why do they call poppers poppers its not like they pop!!'
Now every time i go to any chill out party as soon as i get there the pad of papers out and were writing out complete bollox 'fuckology'.
Id like to thank one of my best friends sean for being the most fucked up person i know.
poems, stories, general fucked up comments and questions that u never thought about when u were sober.
'No zippy i dont want to go to the pier i want to go to the funfair.'
Do privates in the army have to keep secrets'??
'Why do they call poppers poppers its not like they pop!!'
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*sighs*
Took me a moment....:)
Classic Drug quotes
"if theres a fly on your cieling is it okay to squash it with a newspaper becasue techinically its squatting right? I mean its not like the little fuckers got a rent book or anything"
said by:me 6am saturday a few weeks ago
looking up at the sky in the countryside at five am talking to no one inparticular:
"what? pizza express boxes?........oooh thats better"
said by: big dan on mushrooms
whilst on his knees examining the floor
"yes but if you look carefully its all toads"
said by:elliot on pills as the sun was rising over the treetops
"thing is I have the keys to paradise,I just dont feel like letting you fuckers in to rack lines of coke on my mirror today sorry"
said by:a disgruntled guy who turned up at a party
"theres a worm at the bottom of the garden...and his name is.....and his name is..........OI WORM WHATS YOUR FUCKING NAME AGAIN?!!!"
sang by:a worried looking oli
"If I was a television Id get paranoid what with all those people staring at me all bastard day"
Said by: Krispie who needs no explanantion
"have you got a pill?Ive got a pill, why is it Im the only cunt with a pill?did you all shove them up yer arses?"
voice from corner of room "no your mothers"
said by: an irate wayne who had one pill left
dancing around waving a water pistol full of puddle water
"I am the malaria fairy behold my powerful pants"
Said by:Laura,new to the pill taking game
:crazyeyes
Classic Drug Conversations
names have been changed to protect the innocent
kelly:do you remember?
dave:what?
Kelly:the month of november?
dave:come to think of it no.
Kelly:strange that isnt it?
When amyl nitrate used to be used as angina medicine, it used to come in little glass vials that you would pop under your nose.
Thats why.