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Southern Girls ~~ As Political As It Gets!
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SOUTHERN GIRLS
Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can.
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
(Note: Southern girls don't sweat ... they glisten.)
Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest
Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach
Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone With the Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Catholic
Methodist
Football
Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
Southern girls know cities dripping with Southern charm:
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Birmingham
Nawlins' (New Orleans)
Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Rhett Butler, of course.
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates
Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
And Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to some other
(GRITS) Girls Raised In The South,
i.e., Southern Belles. Or to some of yo Yankee Girlfriends to make
them green with envy!
Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can.
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
(Note: Southern girls don't sweat ... they glisten.)
Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest
Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach
Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone With the Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Catholic
Methodist
Football
Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
Southern girls know cities dripping with Southern charm:
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Birmingham
Nawlins' (New Orleans)
Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Rhett Butler, of course.
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates
Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
And Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to some other
(GRITS) Girls Raised In The South,
i.e., Southern Belles. Or to some of yo Yankee Girlfriends to make
them green with envy!
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Or if you want to look further south, "brighton girls", which is where there are 5 times as many of them as there are men, and because of this the majority of them are lesbians.
Ok, maybe not a majority, but a higher demographic than almost anywhere else in the country...
I beg to differ on your numbers there mate, it's just that the majority of men in Brighton are gay
I admit my memory was a little scetchy on the details.....
Is it bournemouth then where the under 30 female population is 5 times that of the male?
I was pretty sure it was brighton.
And NASCAR...
I don't know about that, but it sure as hell aint Brighton - I grew up near there & have had many fabulous times there (not ALL the men are gay
The South shall rise again, huh? :rolleyes:
You lost the Civil War, get over it.
Dwell in the past and miss all the humor and good looking women of the present..
However you do get to enjoy the dark cobwebby closet..
btw, regarding the war of Northern Agression against the US South...England was our great allie then too...built some kick ass ships for CSA and bought a LOT of cotten to pay for them...cotten that only got used up during WW-2! (cotten has a great shelf life)
I'll be back...!:D
There was a lot of support, particularly from Lancashire, where all the cotton mills were. The CSS Alabama (excuse the spelling) was built by Lairds in Birkenhead as a commerce raider for the confederate navy. There is a famous folk song about it.
Two blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.
First Blond - I froze to death.
Second blond - Froze to death -- how horrible!
First blond - Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Second blond - I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV.
First blond - So what happened?
Second blond - - I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died..
First blond - Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
Iraq has figured out a way of making the US not only condon all its actions, but also support and fund them.
They intend to drop that last letter from the countrys name.
I've always wonderd why there isn't a jokes thread permanantly on the go.
ROTFLMAO
Meow:p
No thanks...I just like mocking those who reckon the South is all that.