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Jokin around

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hey everyone,

Im looking for weird and wonderful jokes.

Ill start it off.

A man is getting arrested by a lady copper.

She says "anything you say will be held against you"

His reply "tits"

Dirty jokes also appreciated :D

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Spud, may I direct you to the Anything Goes Forum where there is a post for your attention?

    ta
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