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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The wiseman always knows best, maybe.

    I once asked a wiseman, "What is the difference between LIKE and LOVE?" After much contemplation, the wiseman answered, "A SPIT or a SWALLOW."

    Funny. I seem to LOVE every guy I know... or is that, blow? Hm.

    Cheers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SPIT OR SWALLOW

    IF THE WOMAN SWALLOWS SHES MAD ABOUT YOU

    IF SHE SPITS YOUR ON THE WAY OUT

    WOMAN DO IT TO SHOW THERE TRUE FEELINGS

    :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BumbleBee
    I try not to do either! My bloke has a thing for coming on my breasts.

    The most embarrassing thing that happened to me was when he mis-aimed and it went in my eye. I told one friend and suddenly everyone knew and was taking the piss out of us. I can see why tho!

    Glad I aint the only one this has happened to. Hurt like hell though.:eek:

    I tend to swallow though, just easier.:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wuckFit
    Can someone tell me(male or female)how anyone can get ANY enjoyment from a male shooting there cock snot all over the females breasts?????

    I love it when I bloke does all over my breasts. Especialy if he rubs it in afterwards.

    Ok i'm a dirty bitch but hey it's all fun:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kazbo


    Glad I aint the only one this has happened to. Hurt like hell though.:eek:

    I tend to swallow though, just easier.:p

    Lmao:D

    That sick yet funny!!

    I can just imagine your face and first words

    "Help, I've got Cum in my eye"

    So one could argue that it is in fact safer for the girl to swallow then try and spit!;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kazbo


    I love it when I bloke does all over my breasts. Especialy if he rubs it in afterwards.

    Ok i'm a dirty bitch but hey it's all fun:D
    Marry me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 10bellies
    Marry me.
    lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 10bellies

    Marry me.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *CRIES*

    I was innocent before this place, why the hell did I have to read that?

    Oh feckit. *giggles*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kazbo


    Glad I aint the only one this has happened to. Hurt like hell though.:eek:

    :D:D
    Sorry I shouldnt laugh about it, you were in pain for a while afterwards....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its really dangerous to get it in your eye apparently, it has properties that could burn or something like that...

    as for spitting/swallowing - ive never spat... I can't really understand people saying they spit because they dont like the taste, surely if your holding it in your mouth to spit you have it in there longer than the automatic reaction to swallow?!

    anyhoo... i like the taste (most of the time, depends on what he has eaten) and i know he likes it so there isn't much of a problem there :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe, i dont mean you die from it :)

    it certainly doesn't do the eye any good though and stings like buggery!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jenifahr
    hehe, i dont mean you die from it :)

    it certainly doesn't do the eye any good though and stings like buggery!!

    Now you know why willys squint!

    (aye thang you.........):rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jenifahr
    hehe, i dont mean you die from it :)

    it certainly doesn't do the eye any good though and stings like buggery!!

    My eye's ok now....did sting for ages after though, wasn't happy. Was just glad no one asked me why one eye was blood shot for a couple of days....:eek: That could have been an interesting one to explain.:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The wife swallows, but she ain't keen on bj's anyway, says it hurts her jaw cause she's got a small mouth (you could look at it another way ;) ) normally do it towards the end of foreplay, before sex.

    Says she likes it on her boobs though, although I must say it is a turn on cumming on her face or boobs :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :o Hey its only cum, my boy enjoys it...so I dont really mind a bit of the old cum in the mouth. It is just messy otherwise.

    But I def. think it depends on the boy...
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