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Hullo, first time here, laughing my ass off!!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Introduce Yourself
Greetings from Northern California!

You folks are a riot! Now I can't recall how I found this place, but Im stoked that I did.

I'm gonna post every day and and and and always keep my room clean and eat all my veggies!

Please, forgive me now for my terrible tying skills... Frankly, I suck at typing, but my errors lend a more 'organic' feel, don't you think?

Well, then, that's that.

Have a great evening. I'm leaving work early to go goof off in the sun.

Take care,

ELpH

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello there. Im a newbie 2 and I had a few laughs already :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wooness to you strange newbies! :D

    Have fun although it seems like you already are! :D

    Daisy x
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey Hey Elph, I stumbled in here bout a week ago n haven't left since - enjoy - its kewl :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Big Wave*

    Hello and welcome to the site :D:D

    They don't let you leave ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Deeeeb


    Hello and welcome to the site :D:D

    They don't let you leave ;)

    *growls*

    Welcome to thesite ELpH. Hope you enjoy your stay. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why, thanks, all!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim.'

    Eh?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 100% Chevalier


    *growls*


    Sorry :p:(:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was mobste in New York named Dutch Schultz. he was ambushed by a rival andmachine-gunnedin a stall, but lived. The cops sat next to him for the next 48 hours as he slipped in ad out of consciousness, muttering al sorts of crazy stuff. They were hoping to find out who kiled him and where all his loot was stashed, etc.

    So, with his dying breath he uttered "A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim." Everyone thought 'Surely, this must mean something!' but no one's figured out what...

    "A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice story, interesting sig

    Welcome to the mad house:p
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