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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
hi yall i'm lady teza. i'm new around here. i'm 15 and ma boyfi is 21 which is a big no! no!. i have serious issues, i'm loud,mad and can smash ya! d!ck in 15 sec hahaha!! just playing. i'm a goodie gal. i luv women shhhh!!!! my boyfi doesn't know this

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I feel dizzy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Seems like you are gonna keep the madness up around here!

    Welcome!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahh, buggery. I forgot to do my loadsa lil heylos speech. Ach. I have no energy so I shall do the short version:

    Heylo, welcome, blahness. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ummmmm hi there :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Deeeeb
    Ummmmm hi there :eek:

    Did she make you dizzy too? What's with using the exclamation mark when saying dick? Hmmm. *ponders*

    There's a word I'm going to use - boyfi. Hmmmm.

    *giggles@I'm a lady teza* I can actually hear her saying that. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    Did she make you dizzy too? What's with using the exclamation mark when saying dick? Hmmm. *ponders*

    There's a word I'm going to use - boyfi. Hmmmm.

    *giggles@I'm a lady teza* I can actually hear her saying that. :)

    well i guess hse's different :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hi again. how can someone change their username. coz when i waz signin up ma boyfi waz pinchin ma ass and i messed up.
    someone asked why i used an (!) on dick.. well i thought it would be censored or somthin;) ;););)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lady teza
    hi again. how can someone change their username.

    You can't...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lady teza
    someone asked why i used an (!) on dick.

    *coughDaisychainthingaskedandsheisacharmingandlovelygirlcough*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey! daisy don't beat about the bush.
    come on say it. hehehe!!!!!


    ;););):p:p:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Even though she does always seem to have a nasty cough :p
    You should really get that looked at Daisy :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lady teza
    hey! daisy don't beat about the bush.
    come on say it. hehehe!!!!!

    Well, no one else is going to say these things about me so I have to. :p All those winking faces seem to imply that you mean something else...;)
    Originally posted by Deeeeb
    Even though she does always seem to have a nasty cough :p
    You should really get that looked at Daisy :D

    *coughshutyourcheekymouthcough* :p:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    *coughshutyourcheekymouthcough* :p:D
    You do need a cup of tea dearie. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rititi

    You do need a cup of tea dearie. :p

    I don't like tea. That stuff was created by the Devil. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    I don't like tea. That stuff was created by the Devil. :p
    Ok, ok...
    As you're such a nice gal, come get your shot of rhum!
    Very good for coughs! (among other ailments, physical and otherwise!)
    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, ta muchly. Nothing to do with the fact that I'm an alcoholic or anything. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing
    Well, ta muchly. Nothing to do with the fact that I'm an alcoholic or anything. :p
    I can always get you a glass of milk!
    Your call really! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rititi

    I can always get you a glass of milk!
    Your call really! :p

    I would prefer the alcohol. :D Milk makes me feel icky and then I just end up leaving it in my room for 2 weeks and it goes all mouldy and congealed so, er, yeah, alcohol ta!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    I would prefer the alcohol. :D Milk makes me feel icky and then I just end up leaving it in my room for 2 weeks and it goes all mouldy and congealed so, er, yeah, alcohol ta!
    Ugh!!!!
    :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey daisy why you always answering every quote???
    its somehow funny but annoying

    .:( :(:(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes: Why do I bloody bother?

    :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    easy tiger.breath in now calm down .:)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh don't be sad!
    For what it's worth I like you.

    *slaps Lady Teza*

    Bad girl!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oooouchhh!!!! (not) @ that R person. come on say somethin daisy hehehe!!!!

    lotsa luv
    l.teza
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Huh :confused:
    all you women, bloody confusing :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lady teza
    oooouchhh!!!! (not) @ that R person. come on say somethin daisy hehehe!!!!
    Be nice.

    Manners don't cost anything you know.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i suggest you read all the posts and stop being so bloody confused you man. peace luv n unity
    :D:D
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