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Unromantic Poetry to make you smile
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Subject: Poetry!
These are couplets taken from the rhyme zone site where there's this competition for writing the most romantic first line and most
unromantic second.. here are a few of the entries...
> > > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > > but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
> > >
> > > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
> > > the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
> > > and so is your head.
> > >
> > > Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > > If only you could hide your face
> > >
> > > I thought that I could love no other
> > > Until, that is, I met your brother
> > >
> > > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> > > This describes everything you are not
> > >
> > > I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > > But don't take that paper bag off of your face
> > >
> > > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
> > > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> > >
> > > Every time I see your face
> > > I wish I were in outer space
> > >
> > > I saw your face as you walked by
> > > but then I saw a better guy
> > >
> > > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > > Marrying you screwed up my life
> > >
> > > I see your face when I am dreaming
> > > That's why I always wake up screaming
> > >
> > > My love you take my breath away
> > > What have you stepped in to smell this way
> > >
> > > My feelings for you no words can tell
> > > Except for maybe "go to hell"
> > >
> > > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > > Two parts vodka, one part lime
Made me laugh anyway!:p
These are couplets taken from the rhyme zone site where there's this competition for writing the most romantic first line and most
unromantic second.. here are a few of the entries...
> > > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > > but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
> > >
> > > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
> > > the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
> > > and so is your head.
> > >
> > > Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > > If only you could hide your face
> > >
> > > I thought that I could love no other
> > > Until, that is, I met your brother
> > >
> > > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> > > This describes everything you are not
> > >
> > > I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > > But don't take that paper bag off of your face
> > >
> > > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
> > > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> > >
> > > Every time I see your face
> > > I wish I were in outer space
> > >
> > > I saw your face as you walked by
> > > but then I saw a better guy
> > >
> > > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > > Marrying you screwed up my life
> > >
> > > I see your face when I am dreaming
> > > That's why I always wake up screaming
> > >
> > > My love you take my breath away
> > > What have you stepped in to smell this way
> > >
> > > My feelings for you no words can tell
> > > Except for maybe "go to hell"
> > >
> > > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > > Two parts vodka, one part lime
Made me laugh anyway!:p
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I'm sure lots of people could relate to that
Yep
There good!
Yep i can. LMAO at harmless. Thats good.
They're :mad:
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Can't please everyone:p
Sorry, I'm ill and annoyed about it (missing a good night out tonight) so taking out my anger on everyone else.
*Chills*