this is so stupid but set my mind at rest even if is stupid

Former Member · May 2002

STRANGE ok haha this will sound so sad yes me is sad ok if a guy comes on a gals leg well thigh can it sneak up there up the old vagina there and things you know is it bad can you get pregaunant you can't can you only if the penis goes in the vagina and comes right? <IMG SRC="confused.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

Former Member · May 2002

LOL, bless ya, nah I don't think you can get pregnant like that, but of I can be proven wrong, be my guest!

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Former Member · May 2002

Originally posted by Ilson-Youth:
Well, I suppose that if he cums, really close to your vagina, then yes, theres a slight chance. How high was it??

Then again, looking at your fucking awful fucking spelling, complete lack of grammar,then you are aged about 11, not only arent you old enough to even have sex. But your thighs are likily to be about 20 cm long, and therefore the chances are its going to be risky...

But dont worry, even if you have matured, and old enough to have sex (well, get PREGNANT ) if he was the same age, then he could still be firing blanks..

IF you have no fucking intention of using contraception, dont be surprised when you run the risk of getting pregnant...

. = "Full stop"
, = "Comma"

(Line Missed) = Usually indicates a "Paragraph"
Dictionary = One of them marvellous things created to help you find the correct spelling of words and their meanings.

By the way, the legal age to have consenting sex is 16, im not saying that i realy expect everyone to wait that long, but if you dont understand how it works, how the fuck are you old enough to do it???

:edited, because in my rage, i picked up her dyslexia:

[ 29-05-2002: Message edited by: Ilson-Youth ]

Hey Honey, Calm down.
On her profile it says she is aged 18.
No need to go crazy at the girl. But then again if she is 18 years of age, was she absent during all those sex education lessons at school.

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Former Member · May 2002

Do I care about commas full stops not an english lesson luv got i don't bloody care about all that crap online I never bother with it all so you know calm down and yeah I know stupid to ask about it but yes i know I am stupid askin but you know worry worry and luv we weren't actually shaggin and of course I would use protection but a condom on the thigh you what not a vagina is it luvy well I know I sound daft but I worry alot and I just worry thats all take a chill pill thats to the stressy secon replyer lifes to short commas full stops screw erm up the poo land haha
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Former Member · May 2002

To show you I can actually spell, Yes I can and I do not write like that all the time only when I am being very lazy.

But thank you for your time.

Former Member · May 2002

Just wondering "luv" but erm, what were you doing to get the funky spunky on your thigh?

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Former Member · May 2002

You'd get better responses if you actually took the time to use punctuation, etc. For fucks sake is it really that difficult? <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

Former Member · May 2002

Originally posted by Ilson-Youth:


Okay, i started reading thast, i really did, i got the idea you was mouthing back.
But then, i got lost in the seemingly random words.
If you have no intention of using at least minimal grammar, then FUCK OFF, im sure sentiments echoed throughout thesite.
How the fuck can you seriously expect to get a response for any issues (weather stupid, or life threatening) if nobody can read your threads.
Its not a lot to ask, spell correctly, in none-text speak, and use grammar where necassary, nobody will moan for the odd wrongly spelt word, but make a fucking effot.
You say you dont care, again, FUCK OFF in that case.
The only saving grace is that you claim you would use a condom for sex, fair enough. But how did spunk get on your thigh?? im guessin high up, for you to be worried about.

Why aim it anywhere near there when hes about to shoot?? surely even you know that Sperm - Inside Vagina = Risk of pregnancy... <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> then again, i wouldnt be surprised if you didnt, or just basically "didnt give a shit"

Selfish bitch? i believe so.

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Former Member · May 2002

sorry sorry sorry ok I caused whats that word called anyways sorrrrrrry ok thanks for your time what was he doin to my thigh hahaha you really dont'wanna know gal!!!!!! anyways im just worried but my bf says it dies if it dont go up there you know well thanks for your time <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

Former Member · May 2002

depends if you accidently got any anywhere near your vagina, then there is a theoretical chance. it only takes one sperm. i would say its extremely unlikely, but if youd got a bit on your hand and put your hand on your vagina then yes there is a slight possibility, but i wouldnt worry too much.

Former Member · May 2002

Ok then, I agree with Ilson Youth. If i could actually read the post proerly ie.. Spelling Punctuation and grammar. Then i might be more willing to give a half decent reply.

For now all i will say is it is highly unlikely, and yes you are right i don't want to know why your boyfriend was fucking your leg.

Former Member · May 2002

LOLOLOLOLLOLOL!!!
ok the bits that i could read that was weird and another 1 askin wat was he doin on your leg????? and then why come and ask about it?????
ilson u funny dude! stress head but funny

Former Member · May 2002

Right, "luv", you have options. You seem like a dumb enough bitch, you'll fit right in here, but right now you're making a scene, and we'll have to ask you to calm down or relax.

There are ways of doing this. You could make friends, and peace, by typing properly. Incidentally, even when you tried that, you still fucked it up, but nevermind, what would you expect from newbies like you, eh?

You could then learn not to be a mouthy, and to respect people who are trying to give you survival tips for TheSite. We don't have x thousand posts for nothing, you know. The regulars are worth listening to.

Then, you could maybe head off to school, and realise that sperm does not fucking climb up your leg!. It is not made up of little men whose sole intent is to fill your little hole. It is not even made up of tadpoles. For your intents and purposes, you may regard it simply regard it as a liquid, albeit clotted and salty.

Now behave, or leave. I'm not fussed either way, but continue on like this and expect to get seriously hounded for the rest of your (limited) days on TheSite.

Former Member · May 2002

Originally posted by P3T3R:
LOLOLOLOLLOLOL!!!
ok the bits that i could read that was weird and another 1 askin wat was he doin on your leg????? and then why come and ask about it?????
ilson u funny dude! stress head but funny

I suggest if you've just gone to the effort of reading through other people's posts flaming a newbie for bad grammar and posting, you then apply your lesson learnt to yourself, stupid shit.

Teil Eins: CAPITALS!

Teil Zwei: Be concise. LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL is not needed, when one simple LMAO will suffice.

Teil Drei: CAPITALS!

Teil Vier: Repetition of question marks. Unnecessary, not to mention making you look like a twit.

Teil Fuenf: CAPITALS!

Teil Sechs: No text talk:
u = you
1 = one
wat = what
doin = doing

Teil Sieben: Simple grammar.

the bits that was - the bits that were. Plural past participle of to be.

ilson u [sic] funny dude - incomplete sentence, try adding a verb there.

You fucking shit. Jesus people like you annoy me.

Former Member · May 2002

For gods sake, chill out! Some people really need to go to anger management classes!

Former Member · July 2002

ok turtle - ur a fuckin dick! relax, get a life, dont take the internet so seriously dude!

Former Member · July 2002

dude. post. dead.

Former Member · July 2002

Originally posted by Sa-ra-ra-ra
dude. post. dead.

oh but i wanted to do that

Former Member · July 2002

hehehe, i'm just too damn quick for the likes of you

Former Member · July 2002

Hmm. I knew that would come back to haunt me.

Former Member · July 2002

were you having sex and he pulled out before coming? that would give you more risk of getting pregnant as there is 'precum' and it has all the same shit in it as the real stuff.

ive got a mate who is studying i think to be an obgyn and she told me that, even though very unlikely, that it is possible to get pregnant with cum near the vagina...it can travel inside and it 'lives' 72 hours inside the body.

Former Member · July 2002

Originally posted by Sa-ra-ra-ra
dude. post. dead.

Couldn't be arsed to type it again

Former Member · July 2002

Awww! Stop being nasty to the poor girl!! Ok, so maybe she's not 100% up to date with sex ed, but there was tons of stupid stuff we wondered about when in our early/mid-teens (wonder how old she is). Anyway, she's been clever enough to come and ask our advice - after the event, granted - but should be given some respect not used as a subject of ridicule.
I would however, like everybody else, like to know what you were doing to make him come on your leg, and if you want my phone number let me know!!!! (only kidding - have fun and keep it on your leg!!)

Former Member · July 2002

THIS POST, IS DEAD. Bloody hell, can you people not use calendars?

this is so stupid but set my mind at rest even if is stupid

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