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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee, when she noticed a
    most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long
    black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse, and behind the
    second hearse, was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
    Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
    The woman couldn't contain her curiosity. She respectfully approached
    the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
    know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
    like this. Whose funeral is it?"

    The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

    "What happened to him?" "My dog attacked and killed him."

    "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My
    mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on
    her."

    A poignant moment of silence passed between the two women.

    "May I borrow the dog?"

    "Get in line."


    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL:D
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