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Fucking Durex
BillieTheBot
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I hate fucking durex. Last week the condom split, and we went through a whole week of not knowing what was gonna happen until my gf had her period and everything was fine.
Last night we have sex, AND THE FUCKING CONDOM SPLIT AGAIN.
What are the fucking chances of that, my gf was in tears the first time, so fuck knows how she's gonna be with me not there with her, although she seemed ok.
Anyone got Durex's number, I'm going to sue the bastards :mad: :mad:
Last night we have sex, AND THE FUCKING CONDOM SPLIT AGAIN.
What are the fucking chances of that, my gf was in tears the first time, so fuck knows how she's gonna be with me not there with her, although she seemed ok.
Anyone got Durex's number, I'm going to sue the bastards :mad: :mad:
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It does say that condoms are not 100% effective, maybe you could try thicker ones in future, or go doublt dutch (pill and condom)?
We are going to go "double dutch" which means no more sex for a month!
HTH
That's the major cause of splits apparently.
The morning after pill isn't 100% effective either...
Sorry to bang on about it but it isn't
Pah, what is the world coming to.
Anyway Durex make larger sizes, turns out that's what the problem was.
You might want to give them a try.
I don't know why it split, it seemed to fit ok, but until now we've been using the extra safe ones, so maybe the others aren't think enough for me.
Ultra thick ones are safe but the feeling isnt as good.
HTH
You have my sympathy, I vote we should storm their headquarters and complain. "With best wishes to your new family from Durex"
GRRRRRR.........