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  • One-in-a-millionOne-in-a-million Posts: 483 Rampant Poster
    Here is one I made or probably heard in primary school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    3 guys on top of a cliff, before them stands a wizard who says "jump off this cliff, say what you want on the way down and you will land in it.

    1st guy say "silver" and lands in a pot if silver

    2nd guy says "gold"

    The 3rd guy wasn't actually listening so he jumps and shouts "weeeeeeee"
  • DistractionDistraction Posts: 172 The Mix convert
    Like it, one in a million :thumb::d



    The chickens life was a joke, so he crossed the road...

  • AidanAidan Potato Posts: 1,584 Postholic
    I heard that one too OIAM, except with a slide instead of a cliff, less morbid I guess haha :)
  • DistractionDistraction Posts: 172 The Mix convert
    May the fourth be with u
  • independent_independent_ Boards Legend ScotlandPosts: 1,266 Fanatical Poster
    Here is one I made or probably heard in primary school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    3 guys on top of a cliff, before them stands a wizard who says "jump off this cliff, say what you want on the way down and you will land in it.

    1st guy say "silver" and lands in a pot if silver

    2nd guy says "gold"

    The 3rd guy wasn't actually listening so he jumps and shouts "weeeeeeee"

    Oh Emma this brightened my day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  • independent_independent_ Boards Legend ScotlandPosts: 1,266 Fanatical Poster
    A lady fell down the stairs. Man rushed to the TV
    Lady said, "Didn't you hear me fall?"
    Man said, "sorry darling,i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
  • independent_independent_ Boards Legend ScotlandPosts: 1,266 Fanatical Poster
    While cooking dinner tonight I got herbs in my eyes. I am now parsley sighted!
  • independent_independent_ Boards Legend ScotlandPosts: 1,266 Fanatical Poster
    As I walked into my local shop the other day, some bloke attacked me with some milk, cheese, yogurt and cream.
    I thought, 'How Dairy?'
  • AidanAidan Potato Posts: 1,584 Postholic
    I was doing a run the other day until my foot got a blister.

    Treachery is a foot!!!
  • AidanAidan Potato Posts: 1,584 Postholic
    As I walked into my local shop the other day, some bloke attacked me with some milk, cheese, yogurt and cream.
    I thought, 'How Dairy?'

    Ha, that's hilarious :)
  • HannHann Meme Queen MancPosts: 3,428 Ultimate Poster
    I wasn't able to make reservations at the library...
    They're completely booked
  • independent_independent_ Boards Legend ScotlandPosts: 1,266 Fanatical Poster
    Hann wrote: ยป
    I wasn't able to make reservations at the library...
    They're completely booked

    HAhahahahahaha I love that one!
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