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AidanAidan Clever idiotPosts: 2,493 Boards Champion
Hairdressers are amazing! They only use cutting-edge technology!!!
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  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    I'll run out of bad jokes eventually, so add your own!







    ^thats technically still a bad joke, ill never run out of bad jokes
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  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    I used to be addicted to soap.




    Now I'm clean.
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  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    I asked some French bloke if he likes video games.

    He said Wii.
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  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    As a person who struggles with depression, I find it to be life's ultimate irony that my blood type is B-Positive!!
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    Aidan your jokes aren't bad they're hilarious!!!
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    Elle, if your internet ever got married...


    ... the reception would be terrible.

    Also, thanks : )
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  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    Aidan wrote: »
    Elle, if your internet ever got married...


    ... the reception would be terrible.

    Also, thanks : )

    OMG😂😂

    Oh and PS I *think* BT have got their arses in gear and fixed my internet... at last. Woooo hopefully I can chat properly tomorrow for once!😂😂
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    Oh and PS I *think* BT have got their arses in gear and fixed my internet... at last. Woooo hopefully I can chat properly tomorrow for once!😂😂

    That's your funniest joke yet 😂😂

    BT, fixing stuff? Pfffftt as if : )
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  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    Aidan wrote: »

    That's your funniest joke yet 😂😂

    BT, fixing stuff? Pfffftt as if : )

    I know right....
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    You gonna be there tonight? Or will BT strike again? :)
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  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    Aidan wrote: »
    You gonna be there tonight? Or will BT strike again? :)

    Yes I am! Who knows if BT will strike again hahaha probably!
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • DistractionDistraction Noob Posts: 228 Trailblazer
    Just while we're on the subject of BT I feel ur pain Independent, we to have BT

    Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable
  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    Just while we're on the subject of BT I feel ur pain Independent, we to have BT

    Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable

    Oh no. Well they seem to have sorted ours out now at last!!

    That joke - ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    I'd tell you a joke about limos...

    ...but it's too long.
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  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    I wanted some exercise. So I ran around the block a couple of times, which really tired me out! I'd had enough, so I put it back in the toy box and sat down..
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wanted some exercise. So I ran around the block a couple of times, which really tired me out! I'd had enough, so I put it back in the toy box and sat down..


    Hahahha I loved this!
  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    A relative of mine is in the navy and works on a submarine. He can't stand submarines though. They give him a sinking feeling.
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  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    Aidan wrote: »
    A relative of mine is in the navy and works on a submarine. He can't stand submarines though. They give him a sinking feeling.

    Omg omg 😂😂 I'm sat in the lounge laughing hysterically at that and everyone Is questioning my sanity.
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I re read this whole thread and I'm still laughing hahaha
  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    WARNING! If you get a message from me with a link asking to look at my tinned meat, DON'T OPEN IT...
    It's SPAM!
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    I re read this whole thread and I'm still laughing hahaha

    Same! Aidan YOU'RE A GENIUS!
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion

    Omg omg 😂😂 I'm sat in the lounge laughing hysterically at that and everyone Is questioning my sanity.

    What, they still haven't realised you're insane?
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  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    A flight from New York to London lost an engine and had to ditch in the ocean. The pilot landed it safely on the sea and it floated. It still arrived at its destination. You know how?





    Plane sailing.
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  • independent_independent_ Resident Coffee Addict ScotlandPosts: 4,787 The Mix Elder
    Aidan wrote: »

    What, they still haven't realised you're insane?

    No... you'd have thought they would have after 14 long years like really! Haha!
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    I fell out of my bed this morning. I was wondering why the ground kept getting closer.

    And then it hit me.
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  • DistractionDistraction Noob Posts: 228 Trailblazer
    I love that one
  • JamesJames Posts: 1,706 Community Manager
    Here's one I heard in a general chat once:

    I bought some trainers from a drug dealer this morning. Dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    James wrote: »
    Here's one I heard in a general chat once

    Yeah, sure you did haha

    Dont worry, we dont judge druggies here lol
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  • AidanAidan Clever idiot Posts: 2,493 Boards Champion
    Me: Depression is a f*****g joke **laughs maniacally very loudly**

    A friend: Dude, WTF?

    Me: if you can't laugh at how s**t everything is, what's the point?

    A friend: That's why I laugh at your jokes.
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  • HannHann Meme Queen MancPosts: 3,434 Boards Guru
    These jokes :lol::lol::lol:
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