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Penis names...
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My boyfriend's penis is called Rupert and my vibrator is called Vincent!
Do other people have names for their bits?
Please tell....
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Do other people have names for their bits?
Please tell....
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Your originality astounds me!!
[ 29-05-2002: Message edited by: SconeBeast ]
Like da deodarent.(SP?)
SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"
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and the animal with the biggest plonker in comparison to it bodily size is a :0
Sea water BARNICLE....Is willie is 7 times greater that any other speces
I'm walking down the road when some one sees me and shouts "Hello Barnicle Bill"!!!
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"Mr Pointy" after Buffy's wooden slaying stake
*giggles*
mark:cool:
I'm working on the princible that if I ever go to have sex with a reall ugly chick I will hear a voice saying somethign like
"I'm afraid I cant let you do that Simon"
my GF just calls him "him", i.e. give him here.....
My boyf's is called Jim after Earth Worm Jim, but not that he's small...I've not actually worked out the reason why!?!hmmmm
He calls mine Mrs PussyWinkle!