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Penis names...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
My boyfriend's penis is called Rupert and my vibrator is called Vincent!
Do other people have names for their bits?
Please tell....
xxx <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I new someone who called mine "Nr Wiggly", but that was only when it was resting !! <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My friends call me tennis ball. <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Penis?? It's a Nodge.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mines called 'my penis'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Balddog:
    <STRONG>Mines called 'my penis'</STRONG>

    Your originality astounds me!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My hairy honey's appendage has a personality of its own.....that's my wee twinkie! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    [ 29-05-2002: Message edited by: SconeBeast ]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My vibrator is named Secret.

    Like da deodarent.(SP?)

    SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
    BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think of mine as "Spam Javelin"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> Did you know the average weight of an elephants penis is 9 stones !
    and the animal with the biggest plonker in comparison to it bodily size is a :0
    Sea water BARNICLE....Is willie is 7 times greater that any other speces
    I'm walking down the road when some one sees me and shouts "Hello Barnicle Bill"!!!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    forgot to tell you my nickname for my willie. Its PINOCCIO,cause when i tell lies,PINOCCIO gets Gigger <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have a friend who named his George as in 'George of the jugle'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    His is called Horris........ stop laughing. <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm often called to send in "The Little General"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know someone who apparently calls theirs
    "Mr Pointy" after Buffy's wooden slaying stake

    *giggles*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my girlfriend calls mine fred

    mark:cool:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mines called Hal,

    I'm working on the princible that if I ever go to have sex with a reall ugly chick I will hear a voice saying somethign like

    "I'm afraid I cant let you do that Simon"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i call him the flange ferret.

    my GF just calls him "him", i.e. give him here.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No not really, perhaps it's not sufficiently remarkable or something, but tongue is named "wow"....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just trying to work out how to use the boards...I'm blonde but don't take the mick if it all goes trribly wrong!
    My boyf's is called Jim after Earth Worm Jim, but not that he's small...I've not actually worked out the reason why!?!hmmmm:confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You just have watch Austin Powers 2 to get a load of names, togger, dick, john thomas (for god sake who on earth called it a john thomas?) cock, wan. I cant be bothered to call it anything but my brother used to call it uncle eric when he was about 5.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i like to call my bf's dylan the -inch villan (so wat it rhymed), my bro is coloured and calls his black beauty!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I call my boyfriend's "mr marrow"
    He calls mine Mrs PussyWinkle!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my boyfriends penis is called harry!!
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