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Holiday nightmares

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Has anybodys holiday that they planned for ages and spent loadsa cash on ever turned out to be really shit. or worse soething ahs gone really badly wrong at some point durig it.

c'mon lets here sum ppls holiday nightmare stories...

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nothing major has happened 2 me but when i went 2 Tenerife a few yrs ago on the way back our plane woz delayed for 2hrs & when i went 2 Greece this yr wit my bf we both got food poisoning on one of the last few days we were there. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

    It wasn't nice but the rest of the holiday made up 4 it! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when me and my sis were on our way back home from benidorm, there was a man sat in front of us on the plane snoring really loud. His wife said that he wasn't very well and they asked if there was adoctor on board, luckily there was.
    He said that this man was having a heart attack. My dad and some other men hadto carry him to the cock pit, they thought he was un-conscious but he was dead.
    We hadto do an emergancy landing in france where the left the old woman with her dead husband, then the plane flew back to england. Scary eh?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my last holiday was a total nightmare, i lost a pair of sunglasses, a t-shirt a baseball cap and some flip-flops. i went to Greece, and in greece nobody sells draw <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; or jonnies <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; so i had to do without drugs n had to do it unprotected. We had an eathquake 1 night and had to evacuate the hotel. Also i crashed a jet ski and had to pay part for a replacement!!! not too good all in all then
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You never HAVE to have sex unprotected, you can buy condoms in Greece, and if you'd had any sense you would have taken them with you...
    guide to contraception abroad here: http://www.thesite.org/summerclubbing/summer_clubbing_contraception.html

    guide to emergency contraception abroad here: http://www.thesite.org/summerclubbing/emergency_contraception_on_holiday.html

    Taking the nightmare out of your hols <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    Susie

    [This message has been edited by Susie (edited 21-09-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I could so come tops with a holiday nightmare if I posted about what happened to me last week in Ibiza...however Im not going to so there :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My holiday nighmare wasnt as bad as having a dead passenger in the plane, but it was quite scary ....

    On may way from Zurich to Stuttgart, the loudspeaker went on and the pilot proceded to tell us that one engine had failed, that we should'nt panic and that we were gonna make an emergency landing ... THAT WAS SCARY !!

    Then after landing safely in Basel and having a fabulous 4 weeks, on my way back, I got to Zurich and the bastards told me that my plane alreadyleft !!! I had to wait 4 18 hours !!!

    Ach well bye


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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    er, i think i'd win on "making the holiday shit for myself, and also for everyone else but it not being my fault.."

    i was going through a bad stage of depression, no internet, it was hot, i was scarred, i fucking hated spain. my family were all acting arsey towards me, i was being arsey back, and basically i had a crap holiday and it was my fault.

    hmm..nice..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A friend of mine named Fearon tried to take a short cut back to our hotel, from the beach. He and another mate had left a club with two girls and had gone to piss about in the sea. They had to scale a large spiked fence. After another friend made it, Fearon also made an attempt but was to drunk. He fell over the top and was left hanging by his impaled wrist from a spike. With his hand pissing blood he finally came free and fell to the ground exclaiming,
    "Ow, my back!"
    My other mate pointed out his arm and all the blood. They got up and went into the next hotel to get an ambulence but got thrown out for getting blood everywhere. Finally in hospital my maimed friend spent four days in the Greek pit that was the hospital, he couldn't drink for the rest of the holiday and later the wound got infected.

    But, the rest of us all found it extremely funny... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Grim there kirk mate... seriously
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With his hand pissing blood he finally came free and fell to the ground exclaiming,
    "Ow, my back!"


    Sounds just like something I'd say... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    I don't think anything really grim has happened to our lot on holiday it always seems to happen before hand.

    Our family has this really bad habit of getting ill and having some infection or whatever before we go anywhere, possibly caused by nerves or something, not sure.

    My mum got a nasty case of impetigo before she emigrated and I got something (less serve) like it but orally, I couldn't eat for a week and had to live on complan..

    Banana flavour is nice btw, but the other flavours make you wanna spew, I'd rather eat a mouthful of flour.. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;


    [This message has been edited by Justin Credible (edited 04-10-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I went to Greece with some people from college after my 1st year, including a blokey I'd gone out with & who I still really fancied.
    The first night I'd had a bit to drink & I was getting a little flirty with him, when he took me off to talk on the beach.
    We went and sat down and he told me that he was actually gay and that's why he'd broken up with me (I'd just spent 6 months trying to convince him to get back with me).
    A couple of nights later he seemed a bit upset so I asked him if he wanted a chat. He told me that he didn't want to go to this 1 bar because he'd sneaked off and slept with the owner the night before. So I had to go, find this owner and make sure he wasn't going to say anything. I also had to face up to the fact I'd been rejected for a 32 year old balding Greek man! (No offence to 32 year old balding Greek men)
    But it gets better!! Because he was still dealing with what he'd done that night he ditched us and talked to some girls he'd met, and (surprise, surprise) managed to have some group orgy type thing with them. He didn't want to tell us, but we kind of found out when he had to go to the doctor a couple of days later with oral thrush! I know it's nasty, but it was so satisfying to think that he was finally the one suffering.

    Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Semper ubi sub ubi
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