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All these new mods..

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
edited January 2023 in Help Desk
Come on Dom, admit it, you have a secret factory in the suburbs of London that is just breeding moderators like bunnies? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">. Can I play???
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dom and karla sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    First comes love, then comes marriage then comes Karla pushing a bloody lorry full of MODS
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Piss off, I haven't got the hips for it.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by charley:
    Come on Dom, admit it, you have a secret factory in the suburbs of London that is just breeding moderators like bunnies?

    Mods aren't like bunnies; good one's are as rare as hen's teeth. I know, I've been looking for both for ages.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank god I don't look like either of them...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dom Waghorn:
    Mods aren't like bunnies; good one's are as rare as hen's teeth. I know, I've been looking for both for ages.


    Aww..bunnies are so sweet <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">. So do you just breed a load and take out the best ones or what? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Maybe they've mastered the art of human cloning and are even now turning out fresh new mods by the dozen to sell to other websites......


    ....mwahahahaha!!!!!........

    Their office is nothing but a front for a huge, evil, human cloning production line.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lord of Little:

    Their office is nothing but a front for a huge, evil, human cloning production line.

    Hell bent on world domination......do do do
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    don't don't don't.

    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NO no no, it was meant to be that dadada music you get on cheesy horror movies!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And this thing is now on the front page ffs!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    The Kiwi's trying to take over the world....is he like Mr Stay-Puft?!? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    It matters not who won or lost, but how you place the blame.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh for god's sake, soon we'll all be baaaaaaa-ing our way around the place.

    sounds great.

    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    oh for god's sake, soon we'll all be baaaaaaa-ing our way around the place.

    sounds great.


    Look, I get enough sheep jokes to last a lifetime from my colleagues so don't you lot start.

    And anyway Turtle, we all know you sound like Jason Donavon when you speak.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dom Waghorn:

    And anyway Turtle, we all know you sound like Jason Donavon when you speak.

    hahaha

    RULE BRITTANIA
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/flags/uk.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Unlucky Turtle, though I do believe you can get corrective surgery for that these days, the procedure's called a dedonovanectomy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wrong wrong wrong.

    i sould like kylie. =D

    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dom Waghorn:
    Look, I get enough sheep jokes to last a lifetime from my colleagues so don't you lot start.

    And anyway Turtle, we all know you sound like Jason Donavon when you speak.


    *Dom gets his claws out* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by charley:

    *Dom gets his claws out* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    sheep don't have claws.

    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Careful Turtle, the Kiwi'll have ya! Lethal from 10 paces with his fluffy white handbag he is <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    It matters not who won or lost, but how you place the blame.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    sheep don't have claws.


    *Turtle gets his, erm, ninja sword out? Go Leonardo <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">*

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    noooooooo.

    it was the nunchucks.

    *scene 1: turtle running to convent*
    *scene 2: nun being thrown out of convent*

    dammit, that died on me. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
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