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What is the silliest thing you've done in bed...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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...when you were supposed to be being sexy?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Luckily this was just when I was trying to take sexy pictures so nobody else was around, but a couple of weeks ago I was wearing my SUPEROMGAMAZING 5.5in shoes and I got a bit complacent about how comfortable they are.

    Stood up.

    Fell over onto my arse.

    Ankle still hurts.

    Hurray!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once got a pube up my nose and couldn't back away in time so sneezed on the lady in questions chuff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I fell asleep.
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    Annaarrr!!Annaarrr!! Posts: 876 Part of The Mix Family
    Called him by my ex's name ahhahahaha
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Had a broken hand set in cast and had to keep it raised to prevent swelling. Two days later managed to pull a bird I had fancied for ages. Kept hitting her on the head with the cast whilst we were going at it in bed.

    /Smooth
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote: »
    I once got a pube up my nose and couldn't back away in time so sneezed on the lady in questions chuff.

    :lol:
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    plugitinplugitin Posts: 2,197 Boards Champion
    Getting the crazy giggles for 20 mins. Other half was reaaaallly unimpressed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Offered to wee in a jug and throw it over them in lieu of golden showers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Had a rapidly escalating sex noise off with (I assume) another couple through the wall of the hotel room.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    plugitin wrote: »
    Getting the crazy giggles for 20 mins. Other half was reaaaallly unimpressed!

    Oh I do that all the time :D. Usually over something that isn't even that funny :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Had a one night hook up and found his general performance so bad I had to tell him to stop because I was laughing... not proud of that one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thought a girl was into pain and rough sex (she said she was beforehand!) so I hit her on the back of the head while I was doing her from behind. Turns out she meant she liked spanking.
    She most certainly did NOT find it sexy!
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