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Is she really stronger?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I made fun of a lady because she is practicing muaythai since 6 years. She claimed she can beat me up easily. I made fun of her - she got angry and suggested to prove it to me. Of course i agreed - she is just a woman - looks like a girly girl! Now i am not sure anymore whether this was a clever idea. Can anyone tell me if i have a chance?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You better buy her a box of chocolates, practice your cunninglingus and start grovelling now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    unless you've got a sizeable strength and size advantage, and some friends, i'd run away.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    too bad, you lose. question is how bad

    If you lose, you lose amazingly big - beaten up by a girly-girl.

    If you win, you lose big - you beat up a little girly-girl

    you back out now, you lose some face.

    My suggestion is you go for it, otherwise you'll never know - and she'll gain the experience of fighting outside of her discipline. But I factor into that advice that you seem like an a**hat, so I don't care how bad you look.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kick her in the nuts.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Picking a fight is always a stupid idea.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whowhere wrote: »
    unless you've got a sizeable strength and size advantage, and some friends, i'd run away.

    I dont plan to run away from a girl.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then you're likely to get your arse handed to you on a plate.

    Women, by and large, are unlikely to say they can beat up a guy, unless they're a kickboxing champion.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Gay wrote: »
    If you lose, you lose amazingly big - beaten up by a girly-girl.

    If you win, you lose big - you beat up a little girly-girl

    you back out now, you lose some face.

    My suggestion is you go for it, otherwise you'll never know - and she'll gain the experience of fighting outside of her discipline. But I factor into that advice that you seem like an a**hat, so I don't care how bad you look.
    I dont want to hurt her! I just want to show her where she belongs to!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where she belongs?

    Where's that?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote: »
    Then you're likely to get your arse handed to you on a plate.

    Women, by and large, are unlikely to say they can beat up a guy, unless they're a kickboxing champion.

    That scares me! And she told me she gonna make me beg for mercy.
    But I cannot belive to loss against a smaller woman. Would be so humiliating to get beaten by that b****.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She sounds confident. I wouldn't say that sort if thing if I wasn't sure. But you get some extremely surprising packages in small women. Kung Fu black belt for example.

    So, where is it she belongs?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote: »
    She sounds confident. I wouldn't say that sort if thing if I wasn't sure. But you get some extremely surprising packages in small women. Kung Fu black belt for example.

    So, where is it she belongs?

    She is just a woman. She shouldnt be in the position to beat me up + making fun of me.
    Do you know about martial arts?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, I do.

    I really hope she tears you a new one though. Because you sound like a massive misogynist.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote: »
    Yeah, I do.

    I really hope she tears you a new one though. Because you sound like a massive misogynist.

    I am no misogynist. I just cant stand a SMALL girly girl telling me smiling at me: sorry honey. I can make you beg for mercy everytime I want to. I am a junior champion, so...
    Are you sure I have no chance?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't really care. But I hope not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote: »
    I don't really care. But I hope not.
    I dont want to fight her. I just wrote to her I dont hit woman!:d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    iamtheman wrote: »
    She is just a woman. She shouldnt be in the position to beat me up + making fun of me.
    Do you know about martial arts?

    Well she is. Your choice is to either run away or fight her. WHATEVER the outcome, you're going to look like an idiot.

    a)you've run away from a girl, you pussy
    b)you've beaten up a girl, you pussy
    c)you've been beaten up by a girl, you pussy.

    At least the last one shows you can take a beating, which if she's been practicing muaythai (Indonesian Kickboxing) most of her life, is what you're going to get.
    There was a Jack-Ass film where Ryan Dunn took on a female Muaythai boxer who was half his size. She knocked him into unconciousness after about 3 punches, he didn't even hit her once.

    It's not like karate or judo, she is going to hurt you. Watch out for those elbows :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJxTjLLJxmg This one!

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    but realistically, this girl wasn't going all out at all. she was hitting so lightly, and you'd better believe female kickboxers can? hit damn hard in a real match. he got off lightly
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Whowhere wrote: »
    Well she is. Your choice is to either run away or fight her. WHATEVER the outcome, you're going to look like an idiot.

    a)you've run away from a girl, you pussy
    b)you've beaten up a girl, you pussy
    c)you've been beaten up by a girl, you pussy.
    You forgot the one that's true whatever the outcome: You picked a fight, you idiot.
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    I think this thread has probably gone on longer than it should have.

    Iamtheman - I can't say whether or not you're a misogynist, but this is definitely sexism.

    *closes the door*
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