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TODAY'S NEWS (The unbelievable truth)

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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A recent survey of plumbers by Offbog showed that 97% of plumbers arrive on time, charge reasonable rates, and are completely honest when recommending new parts.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Cameron has announced that he is appointing Jimmy Carr as a personal adviser in relation to sorting out the funny business going on in the British income tax system.

    In recognition of this appointment, Channel 4 are changing the title of their program to 8 Out of 10 Fat-Cats!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Queen has announced that as part of her plans to modernise the Royal Family she will no longer shake hands with people.

    From the 1st July 2012, Her Royal Highness will greet all those she meets on official engagements with a High-5.

    In the Queen’s own words: “wicked!”

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