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Re-naming programmes
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Three In A Bed - Come Into My Home And Criticise It.
Come Dine With Me - Cook Shit And Slag Off People From First Appearances.
Saints And Sinners - Let's Make People On Benefits Look Lovely.
The Apprentice - I'm A Cunt, Gimme A Job.
The National Lottery Shows - Let's Make It Look Like Entertainment Not A Big Ad For The National Lottery.
Deal Or No Deal - You've Just Been Given £26,000 For Doing Fuck All So Why Are You Crying Because You Could Of Had More You Greedy Fucktard.
The Chase - Get All Your Answers Right And Win Fucking Nothing Coz This Is ITV.
The Graham Norton Show - I Used To Be Funny, Then I Got Greedy.
Any more ?
Come Dine With Me - Cook Shit And Slag Off People From First Appearances.
Saints And Sinners - Let's Make People On Benefits Look Lovely.
The Apprentice - I'm A Cunt, Gimme A Job.
The National Lottery Shows - Let's Make It Look Like Entertainment Not A Big Ad For The National Lottery.
Deal Or No Deal - You've Just Been Given £26,000 For Doing Fuck All So Why Are You Crying Because You Could Of Had More You Greedy Fucktard.
The Chase - Get All Your Answers Right And Win Fucking Nothing Coz This Is ITV.
The Graham Norton Show - I Used To Be Funny, Then I Got Greedy.
Any more ?
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