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Important question from an old man...
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Okay guys, I need some help.
Those wonderful people at thesite.org have sent me some spiffing pint glasses, beer mats and condoms. For these I am most grateful.
However, as you know I'm old, married and have kids. So I have an important question.
What are these items actually for?
Those wonderful people at thesite.org have sent me some spiffing pint glasses, beer mats and condoms. For these I am most grateful.
However, as you know I'm old, married and have kids. So I have an important question.
What are these items actually for?
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You could probably use the beer mat as a mouse mat, if it's big enough?
Well, a pint glass is usually used for consuming a pint of liquid- usually but not exclusively of the alcoholic variety. A beer mat is to put said glass on, to mop up any spillages whilst allowing for advertisements to be shown and protecting the table below. A condom is well, for you to use with a lady friend; (or as a water bomb/balloon/hat... whatever floats your boat)
:razz:
(And what did you to get them?)
you get PINT GLASSES AND BEER MATS? All I get is lipgloss, nipple tassels and a nudey photos of jim v.
I could tell you stories about one of my exes that would make that seem appetising .
Awwww, but you KNOW you want to hear about the dried, flaking jizz stains
I did better. I gave them to him saying he would probably have more use that I would, given that I've had the snip.
Which reminds me of a story my BIL told me. They knew their 17-y-o son had some condoms and so, to wind him up, one night my BIL woke him and said "Son, have you got any condoms left, only your Mum is feeling horny and I've run out"...