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A TheSite story (version 2.0)

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Note: CCH, if you derail this one into sordid naughtiness again I will kick your butt.

Anyway:

In a small cafe not far from Old Street, a panda sat nursing a cup of bamboo tea. "Sigh", said the panda to herself, "I do wish there was somewhere around here a panda could go to get some new friends".

"I know a place!" a voice piped up from the next table....

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This lovely spam fritter is so lovely and spammy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Note: CCH, if you derail this one into sordid naughtiness again I will kick your butt.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    I am going to make myself a big stamp, just like that one, and stamp it on your face tomorrow.

    Just so you know :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's a knitting group just here - a great place to make friends. So they went to the group. When they got there they couldn't believe it - someone was knitting a ...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote: »
    There's a knitting group just here - a great place to make friends. So they went to the group. When they got there they couldn't believe it - someone was knitting a ...

    Tardis with their feet, it was...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a bit like the one below:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote: »
    a bit like the one below:

    ...and it turned out it was Dr. Pirate's Mum! She didn't....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...want to forget the previous night she spent with StrubbleS.

    THE END.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    ...want to forget the previous night she spent with StrubbleS.

    THE END.

    :(
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