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Memorable Movie Quotes

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Post your favorite movie quote here!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!" Hackers
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride (1987)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die." - mean girls

    "why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if Tigers like pepper."
    "Tigers love pepper... They hate cinnamon." - hangover

    "She's what? But some of my best friends are Lebanese!" - can't think straight

    "look I'm woody, howdy howdy howdy" - toy story
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "The sun sucks" Beavis & Butthead Do America

    The whole toe speech from Labowski.
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    "Suck me beautiful!" - American Pie.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/quotes?qt0412439
    John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
    Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.
    John Spartan: [grabbing the tickets] So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »

    :lol: Awesome. Haven't watched that film for ages.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ludovic Fabre: I'm a girlboy.
    Jérôme: A girlboy?
    Ludovic Fabre: To make a baby, parents play tic-tac-toe. When one wins, God sends Xs and Ys. XX for a girl, and XY for a boy. But my X for a girl fell in the trash, and I got a Y instead. See? A scientific error! But God will fix it and send me an X and make me a girl and then we'll get married, okay?
    Jérôme: That will depend on what kind of girl you are.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119590/quotes?qt0140367
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'I do not approve of your methods'

    'Yeah, well...you're not from Chicago'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Withnail: You mean we've come out here in the middle of fucking nowhere without aspirins?
    Marwood: Where are we?
    Withnail: How should I know where we are? I feel like a pig shat in my head.

    :lol: And pretty much everything else from Withnail and I:

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Withnail_and_I
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everything from Way of the Gun is brilliantly scripted.

    This, from the opening scene, always makes me laugh:

    "Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"

    and this from later on:

    Joe Sarno: So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?
    Longbaugh: Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.

    ETA: Opening scene
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does he look like a bitch? - Pulp Fiction
    He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! - Life of Brian
    Yippie-kai yay motherfucker - Die Hard
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Usual Suspects:

    Cop: "Do you know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?"
    Suspect: "Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack?"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "We are the butts of chipmunk ass butt, we've got the ass butt up yo' ass butt" - Role Models

    "There's many a slip twixt cup and a lip" - Young Guns

    "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue" - Airplane
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    "So what'd you get? Hand-job?"
    "No"
    "Hum-job?"
    "No, no man... No jobs, I'm still unemployed" - 500 days of Summer.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    " Sometimes I wonder, will god ever forgive for what we've done to each other. Then I look around and I realize. God left this place along time ago."=Blood Diamond
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