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A light hearted poem to remind you what we are here for
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You have a vagina
hey! that's great
I have a penis
let's go mate!
Thank you, that's all.
i might or might not be drunk and/or uncreative
hey! that's great
I have a penis
let's go mate!
Thank you, that's all.
i might or might not be drunk and/or uncreative
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One I wrote about a year ago that I still quite like:
Slams it down, and lifts 'em up
Skywards, highwards, ain't no truck
With how the feeble marbles roll -
A rock inside his head does grow!
'Okie dokie troubles here',
Rings out the cry from over there
Stumblin', mumblin', dribblin' beer
Shoutin', spoutin' poor-thought drear,
And through the haze and into night
Piercing bright from skinful sight
The others' greenful sickness sigh
'Morbid fucker - always wrong
But a'int a fool, tonight he's right!'
There's talent there. Who would have thought?? :razz:
MTE
Whats MTE?
My Thoughts Exactly.