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help me on how to have a good wank

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
hello my name is blake poland and i need tips on how to have a good wank im now 13 and have wanked before

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just as you're starting, call out for your mum to get you something. It's a race against the clock.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wrap your hand round your penis, rub up and down, and get your left hand, lube up one finger and poke your bum?
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Sit on your hand for five minutes till it's numb then give it a go. Then it's like somebody else doing it :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    Sit on your hand for five minutes till it's numb then give it a go. Then it's like somebody else doing it :)

    You're genius! lol!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    See i tried that, but im not a believer of it tbh...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some top tips so far!

    Have you tried spitting on it while verbally denigrating your sexual prowess? Then there's always the good ol' fashioned asphyxiation-wank - though don't forget the lemon slices and Safety Pal.
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