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Simple Displeasures

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fat days :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When you call someone and they answer right as you take a drag of your cigarette :grump:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    When you call someone, they don't answer, and they call you back the moment you've started doing something else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    frankipanda wrote: »
    When you call someone and they answer right as you take a drag of your cigarette :grump:

    :no: when you're trying to light it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lexi99 wrote: »
    When spot hasnt come through yet but you can feel it and can tell its gonna be a big, painful son of a bitch

    Just think of the perverse satisfaction of popping it when it bursts out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Opening the front door and being greeted by a loud "woof!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    having to work haha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    having to walk the dog when its cold and miserable outside
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and then having to pick up its shit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Toast, always seems to go cold instantly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    frankie7 wrote: »
    having to work haha

    At least you have a job.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Switching on the radio and hearing an annoying catchy tune which you know will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Slartibartfast wrote: »
    Switching on the radio and hearing an annoying catchy tune which you know will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day

    The best way to shift that song is to replace it with The Safety Dance: http://open.spotify.com/track/4UB3TaEGEY9WoOpxYNMgy4

    Of course then you have The Safety Dance stuck in your head all day, which can only be replaced with Men At Work - Down Under. :d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Git. I don't even have to hear them to have them running through my head now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    The best way to shift that song is to replace it with The Safety Dance: http://open.spotify.com/track/4UB3TaEGEY9WoOpxYNMgy4

    Of course then you have The Safety Dance stuck in your head all day, which can only be replaced with Men At Work - Down Under. :d

    :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: This is the devil's work!:shocking: :shocking: :shocking:
    Cpt FuckingSafteyDance implanted this song in my head last week and it hasn't left since.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evenstar wrote: »
    :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: This is the devil's work!:shocking: :shocking: :shocking:
    Cpt FuckingSafteyDance implanted this song in my head last week and it hasn't left since.
    Hahaha. I like that name for him :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evenstar wrote: »
    :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: This is the devil's work!:shocking: :shocking: :shocking:
    Cpt FuckingSafteyDance implanted this song in my head last week and it hasn't left since.

    YLM! :d

    we can dance if we want to;
    we can leave your friends behind;
    'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance;
    well they're no friends of mine!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    YLM! :d

    we can dance if we want to;
    we can leave your friends behind;
    'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance;
    well they're no friends of mine!

    *scowl* evil musical-torture-mongerer.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    YLM! :d

    we can dance if we want to;
    we can leave your friends behind;
    'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance;
    well they're no friends of mine!
    I didn't have that in my head until you posted that.

    I hate you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote: »
    When you call someone, they don't answer, and they call you back the moment you've started doing something else.
    It seems like half of my communications with my most unreliable friend are by missed calls!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Moving on...

    http://open.spotify.com/track/35WFVelVxNlYFRO5pibscl
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's always this to take the madness away
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sneezing and then loads of bogeys come out
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's better than when you get a sneeze stuck and you spend twenty minutes sniffling and gurning like a tool before it pops out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Arctic Roll wrote: »
    That's better than when you get a sneeze stuck and you spend twenty minutes sniffling and gurning like a tool before it pops out.

    haha :D but on the upside you get a great variety of facial expressions when that happens, some you thought impossible!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate when you lose a sneeze, still make the aaaaaaaaah noise and when there's no 'chooooo' everyone thinks you're a nutcase.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The fact that if another dog has just sniffed me and I walk into my parents house, I'm instantly jumped on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    YLM! :d

    we can dance if we want to;
    we can leave your friends behind;
    'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance;
    well they're no friends of mine!

    haha classic. I love sticking songs into people's heads. Safety Dance is an evergreen. Never gonna give you up and Que sera are good too.

    Of course everything pales in comparison to this
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Having to undress in order to get in the shower, when it's winter. Totally freezing for a few seconds.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote: »
    Having to undress in order to get in the shower, when it's winter. Totally freezing for a few seconds.

    Or getting out the bath/shower and its freeeeeezing!
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