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Do you name your technology?
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I didn't what to put this on the tech board and annoy all the wire heads, but. Do you name your technology? Laptops, PCs etc? I KNOW at least on of you here does (you will be outed if you don't fess up), and a few IRL - I recently discovered my brother and I had both been doing it for years totally unawares of each other.
My laptop's name is Brian, he's a tired old queen. 'He' because when he wasn't working once I hoovered his grooves and it got his fan working for the first time in months, and I decided anything that responds that well to a good suck is definately a boy. He also is quite temperamental and decides to dim the backlight whenever he fancies. But then again he's 8 - that must be 80 in laptop years
My laptop's name is Brian, he's a tired old queen. 'He' because when he wasn't working once I hoovered his grooves and it got his fan working for the first time in months, and I decided anything that responds that well to a good suck is definately a boy. He also is quite temperamental and decides to dim the backlight whenever he fancies. But then again he's 8 - that must be 80 in laptop years
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Why a 'queen'? Does he respond better to the male touch?
lol it's because he'd so obsessed with the backlight dimmer, I decided in my infinite wisdom that only women and gay men are that concerned with ambience
:chin: are you with talk-talk by any chance,
lying shiting wanker bollocking fucking bastards that they are