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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
So I need the comedians amongst you.....

I'm picking up a good friend from the airport on Sunday; he's been away for about a month and I'd like to welcome him back to the UK in a memorable manner!

Was thinking of going dressed as a limo/taxi driver with a sign saying LOSER on it, and then standing with the other taxi pickup people, but wanted some input from you witty lot to see if I could do better.....

Any ideas? Do bear in mind I'll be alone, and if the flight is delayed I may be there alone for some time.....

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have you got an officious looking dark suit ?

    You could grab him by the elbow and say in a load voice

    'This way if you please Sir.' Whilst you snap on a rubber glove and get out the lube.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So I need the comedians amongst you.....

    I'm picking up a good friend from the airport on Sunday; he's been away for about a month and I'd like to welcome him back to the UK in a memorable manner!

    Was thinking of going dressed as a limo/taxi driver with a sign saying LOSER on it, and then standing with the other taxi pickup people, but wanted some input from you witty lot to see if I could do better.....

    Any ideas? Do bear in mind I'll be alone, and if the flight is delayed I may be there alone for some time.....

    you could fetch him naked... That would be memorable.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pretend you're having a heart attack. Then when he's at the edge, breaking down .. go .. SURPRISE.. ONLY JOKING ........

    Worst idea ever?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like you idea best out of these.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would just pick him up with a hug and a lovely hello
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Funny sign?

    I once picked someone up at the airport with a sign that said, "Welcome Marian, world champion arm wrestler." Not only did she burst out laughing and turn red, a couple of people ask her for her autograph!:D

    Maybe there is some thing your friend could be "good" at?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    I like you idea best out of these.

    me too, do it! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Convince him that has now foreign accent over the next few days by pretending that you can't undestand him in everyday conversation :) As for picking him up at the airport, I don't know, your idea is pretty awesome :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get a minibus to pick him up from the airport, you dress as willy wonka, and get a load of mates to paint themselves orange and go dressed as umpa loompas.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    I like you idea best out of these.

    I concur.

    Or just hide and pretend you forgot to show up and watch him stress about it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or tell security this guy has a bomb in his luggage. Hilarity will ensue!
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