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Funny people, help me out!
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So I need the comedians amongst you.....
I'm picking up a good friend from the airport on Sunday; he's been away for about a month and I'd like to welcome him back to the UK in a memorable manner!
Was thinking of going dressed as a limo/taxi driver with a sign saying LOSER on it, and then standing with the other taxi pickup people, but wanted some input from you witty lot to see if I could do better.....
Any ideas? Do bear in mind I'll be alone, and if the flight is delayed I may be there alone for some time.....
I'm picking up a good friend from the airport on Sunday; he's been away for about a month and I'd like to welcome him back to the UK in a memorable manner!
Was thinking of going dressed as a limo/taxi driver with a sign saying LOSER on it, and then standing with the other taxi pickup people, but wanted some input from you witty lot to see if I could do better.....
Any ideas? Do bear in mind I'll be alone, and if the flight is delayed I may be there alone for some time.....
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You could grab him by the elbow and say in a load voice
'This way if you please Sir.' Whilst you snap on a rubber glove and get out the lube.
you could fetch him naked... That would be memorable.
Worst idea ever?
I once picked someone up at the airport with a sign that said, "Welcome Marian, world champion arm wrestler." Not only did she burst out laughing and turn red, a couple of people ask her for her autograph!:D
Maybe there is some thing your friend could be "good" at?
me too, do it!
I concur.
Or just hide and pretend you forgot to show up and watch him stress about it.