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Memorable Movie Quotes
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"why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if Tigers like pepper."
"Tigers love pepper... They hate cinnamon." - hangover
"She's what? But some of my best friends are Lebanese!" - can't think straight
"look I'm woody, howdy howdy howdy" - toy story
The whole toe speech from Labowski.
Awesome. Haven't watched that film for ages.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119590/quotes?qt0140367
'Yeah, well...you're not from Chicago'
Marwood: Where are we?
Withnail: How should I know where we are? I feel like a pig shat in my head.
And pretty much everything else from Withnail and I:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Withnail_and_I
This, from the opening scene, always makes me laugh:
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"
and this from later on:
Joe Sarno: So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?
Longbaugh: Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.
ETA: Opening scene
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! - Life of Brian
Yippie-kai yay motherfucker - Die Hard
Cop: "Do you know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?"
Suspect: "Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack?"
"There's many a slip twixt cup and a lip" - Young Guns
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue" - Airplane
"No"
"Hum-job?"
"No, no man... No jobs, I'm still unemployed" - 500 days of Summer.