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Not to blow my own trumpet...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Politics & Debate
but I know half of you won't see it otherwise ;)

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=142160

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Duuuuuuude.....

    You'll be sorely missed, fella. All the best with the new job!

    Edit: What is the new job, if you don't mind me asking?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You know you can still join and post...(unless Helen is so pissed that you're leaving she's removed all your posting rights in perpetuity). As MoK (aka Man of Kent) found its strangely addictive

    BTW - good luck in the new job...

    ETA: I'd also avoid the words 'blowing my own trumpet' as ever since I saw a photo of a chap bending over to orally pleasure himself the words have taken on a totally differnt meaning....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The best of lucks with your new job Jim! I hope you won't be stranger...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks guys, I'll let you know more about the job once everything is completely sorted, it's been great to know you all :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Flashman's Ghost wrote: »
    ETA: I'd also avoid the words 'blowing my own trumpet' as ever since I saw a photo of a chap bending over to orally pleasure himself the words have taken on a totally differnt meaning....
    At least he's not blowing one of those bloody vuvuzelas. Otherwise, this thread would just have the unpleasant sound of a monotonous bee invasion accompanying it.

    UPDATE: Thought I'd use this opportunity to cross-reference to another thread/shamelessly promote my own thread by saying I've started a debate on the very subject of the vuvuzela HERE. That should avoid this going off-topic...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey Jim, if its a super job, and I dont stay in the forces forever, gizza job ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Flashman's Ghost wrote: »
    ETA: I'd also avoid the words 'blowing my own trumpet' as ever since I saw a photo of a chap bending over to orally pleasure himself the words have taken on a totally differnt meaning....

    Two things spring to mind.

    1. This is evidence of Rule 34

    2. Just when you think you know someone, they post something a little weird
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote: »
    but I know half of you won't see it otherwise ;)

    http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=142160

    Good luck.

    I would say that you'll be missed but I'd really mean "You'll be back" [/voice of doom], as Falsh says, this place is addictive and you know you'd be welcome to contribute here...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoK wrote: »
    Good luck.

    I would say that you'll be missed but I'd really mean "You'll be back" [/voice of doom], as Falsh says, this place is addictive and you know you'd be welcome to contribute here...

    True, but free from the shackles of impartial moderation, he might actually let us all know what he really thinks of us...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoK wrote: »
    Two things spring to mind.

    1. This is evidence of Rule 34

    2. Just when you think you know someone, they post something a little weird

    In my defence I was sent it in an e-mail covering strange photos, not all were quiet so depraved

    it's not like I was trawling the internet for it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote: »
    True, but free from the shackles of impartial moderation, he might actually let us all know what he really thinks of us...

    Has vision of post after post by a reincarnated Jim V saying, "I agree with Stargalaxy'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Flashman's Ghost wrote: »
    Has vision of post after post by a reincarnated Jim V saying, "I agree with Stargalaxy'

    Or "I am Stargalaxy"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Flashman's Ghost wrote: »
    Has vision of post after post by a reincarnated Jim V saying, "I agree with Stargalaxy'

    That would be a headfuck and a half.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    List of things Jim V can post on Saturday ;)

    'Well I vote BNP'

    'Stop whining and slit your wrists already'

    'Women in short skirts are asking for it'

    'Sodomy is evil and you'll burn in hell for eternity'

    'Stalin is unfairly maligned'

    'Auschwitz is a hoax perpetuated by a Zionist-Jewish cabal'

    'Sheeple'

    'We had an The Site orgy last night - I tag teamed (censored) with (censored)'

    'Do you want to see some puppies little girl?'

    'I'm willing to help you lose your virginity'

    'I recommend you read Flashman's post - he's the most insightful, witty, intelligent (and probably good-looking poster) in this dump'

    (Feel free to post the last one before you leave :thumb: )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That list was looking pretty good until then end. He's not deranged you know :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoK wrote: »
    That list was looking pretty good until then end. He's not deranged you know :p

    I'm feeling pretty sad that Jim's leaving, tinged with a hope he might be back.

    The exact opposite of how I felt when you left now I think about it ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Flashman's Ghost wrote: »
    Has vision of post after post by a reincarnated Jim V saying, "I agree with Stargalaxy'
    Bearing in mind Jim's originally from Bolton, he's more likely to call me a cunt than say he agrees with me. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    Bearing in mind Jim's originally from Bolton, he's more likely to call me a cunt than say he agrees with me. :p

    Not sure being from Bolton changes anything. I'm from Canterbury and I'm likely to say that too
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Flashman's Ghost wrote: »
    I'm feeling pretty sad that Jim's leaving, tinged with a hope he might be back.

    The exact opposite of how I felt when you left now I think about it ;)

    Ooh, a zinger. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    Bearing in mind Jim's originally from Bolton, he's more likely to call me a cunt than say he agrees with me. :p

    I think what you we're looking for was 'he's more likely to call me a cunt AGAIN than say he agrees with me'

    :p

    Thanks for all the kind words peeps, it's gonna be brutal not being here anymore
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i logged in just to wish you the best, you're a legend man :) proud to have met ya
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cheers man, been great reading everything you (and everyone else) has posted over the years :)

    And just to let everyone know, if you fancy it I'm running chat tomorrow night from 8 till 10 - so do pop in if you want a natter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And chat's live folks, if you fancy actually meeting the people from the rest of the boards :p

    http://www.thesite.org/community/thesocial/chat
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    two goodbye threads jim? now you're just being greedy :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote: »
    And chat's live folks, if you fancy actually meeting the people from the rest of the boards :p
    People use these boards? :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evenstar wrote: »
    two goodbye threads jim? now you're just being greedy :D

    Ha, given it took this long for you to mention it rather makes the point ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good luck Jim, don't be a stranger.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wheresmyplacebo wrote: »
    i logged in just to wish you the best, you're a legend man :) proud to have met ya

    Is that a "leg-end" or a "lej-uhnd" ?:p
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