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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Creative Corner
...iiitttttt iiisss STORY TIME! Ya'll know the rules, one line each, has to make a little bit of sense (although, how possible that'll be I don't know...)

Once apon a time, the friendly lion was not so friendly...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so everyone ignored him and he died lonely. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RUBBER SKIN! WHERE THE FUDGE ARE WE MEANT TO GO WITH THAT?!

    ... But really, he wasn't dead, he was pretending for tax purposes..
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *refrains from saying the end*

    ... because, Instead of Santa giving out presents for free, he was now charging. And this was now known as santa tax, this annoyed...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    *refrains from saying the end*

    ... because, Instead of Santa giving out presents for free, he was now charging. And this was now known as santa tax, this annoyed...

    all the little pixies because...

    (man i've missed these :P)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    all the little pixies because...

    (man i've missed these :P)

    (yeah, CB, this was specially for you)

    ... Because the pixies had recently had a bout of FLU...
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but it was okay because they took some tamiflu and
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    after tests they found out it was SUPER FLU and they all died. ha ha :) BUT.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...Santa hastily buried them in his minefield...
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .......which was located in central Helmand province, afghanistan.......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and allegedly built on the site on an ancient temple, the temple of the blue crumpet..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... where only the brightest of elves went to play...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...but were often attacked by the pixies from the temple of the blue waffle...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...but were often attacked by the pixies from the temple of the blue waffle...

    (haha where to go with that curly!)

    ...where the secret recipe for the world's best blueBERRY waffles is guarded, and greatly coveted by...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... Greg Wallace. Meanwhile, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The blueberry people were plotting their revenge on greg wallace...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... But their army was easily squashed so they had to get the CLANGERS involved...

    (http://www.clangers.co.uk/)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Broken-Angel wrote: »
    ... But their army was easily squashed so they had to get the CLANGERS involved...

    (http://www.clangers.co.uk/)
    Xx

    but the santa tax meant that only half the cast was available...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .. and everyone lived happily ever after.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you suck teagan!

    UNTILL...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .... everyone died.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    purplestarfish wrote: »
    .... everyone died.

    So there was a massive funeral where.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a magician resurected them but...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then it all had to stop because the BBC budget dropped, so no special effects could be used, and the daleks went back to not being able to fly...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so everyone run up the stair and laughed at the darleks...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    so everyone run up the stair and laughed at the darleks...

    ...who just used their NEW snipper rifles to shot up the stairs...
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but by then the escapies had erected...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so the taste and standards comittee removed the erections....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    so the taste and standards comittee removed the erections....

    ... and replaced them with sticks...
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    because CB meant nothing dirty with the "ercted" only that they had created a barrier, so...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    because CB meant nothing dirty with the "ercted" only that they had created a barrier, so...

    ...So BA walked off with her dirty teenage mind and sat, for 13 minutues, on the naughty step..
    Xx
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