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You live on Mars and have just arrived on Earth. What would you say in a letter..?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
..to a friend? I'm trying to come up with an exciting answer and thought TheSiters with their worldly knowledge could throw me a hand (if possible!).

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Come on, do your homework yourself, or I'll contact your mum so she gives you a TV ban.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Yo. I'm on Earth. This place is WHACKED. They have this thing called 'LSD' oh my god. It's just... OMG A UNICORN"
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    Come on, do your homework yourself, or I'll contact your mum so she gives you a TV ban.
    Not helpful, in the slightest.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You gotta learn to put up with Uncle Strubbs, just nod in agreement and ring the mental hospital and tell them to come round with a straight jacket ;)
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dear fellow Martians, the people on Earth are screwed. Let's learn how not to live...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How would I have a friend on Earth if I was on Mars?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JavaKrypt wrote: »
    How would I have a friend on Earth if I was on Mars?

    I thought he was a martian friend. thats what I took it as. But, thinking about it... how would you even send him a letter? The Royal Mail didn't deliver to Mars last time I checked!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When did you check? They've recently changed their services ;)
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd probably write "Xio gojf offuo uffua hhi ookd huff ssu uwix z aa jid zaaji LOL!"

    Why would I write in a humanoid language? My friend wouldn't understand.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice replies so far.

    Don't think about it too much - it's a letter to a friend back in Mars. Simple as.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why do you need to know?
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When did you check? They've recently changed their services ;)
    Xx

    :lol: not recently I'm afraid.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why do you need to know?
    Xx

    hello guys. You are a martian on earth writing your friend a letter explaining this mathematical thing they have, called "Pythagoras Theorem", please hurry it is due tomorrow.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Actually, if I lived on Mars, I would write a letter to the head of the Life-on-Mars discovery team (on Earth obviously) and say "Yes, there is life on Mars so you may as well give up the search. Meet me at 3pm at the cafe for living proof." ha ha
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How are you Earthlings!

    All your Earth are belong to us. If Brown remains as Prime Minister after May 2010AD, you will be on the way to destruction. You will have no chance to survive make your time.

    Ha ha ha.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dear Guys,

    Okay, great prank. I'm never drinking like that again.

    Now, which one of you fuckers is coming to pick me up?
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