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You live on Mars and have just arrived on Earth. What would you say in a letter..?
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..to a friend? I'm trying to come up with an exciting answer and thought TheSiters with their worldly knowledge could throw me a hand (if possible!).
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I thought he was a martian friend. thats what I took it as. But, thinking about it... how would you even send him a letter? The Royal Mail didn't deliver to Mars last time I checked!
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Why would I write in a humanoid language? My friend wouldn't understand.
Don't think about it too much - it's a letter to a friend back in Mars. Simple as.
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not recently I'm afraid.
hello guys. You are a martian on earth writing your friend a letter explaining this mathematical thing they have, called "Pythagoras Theorem", please hurry it is due tomorrow.
All your Earth are belong to us. If Brown remains as Prime Minister after May 2010AD, you will be on the way to destruction. You will have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha.
Okay, great prank. I'm never drinking like that again.
Now, which one of you fuckers is coming to pick me up?