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Quick! Hide the porn!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Ok, the question every guy wants to know, wheres the best place to hide your porn?

This is more of a discussion thread than me making an enquiry!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on your computer in a locked file?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Morphandcoffee wrote: »
    Ok, the question every guy wants to know, wheres the best place to hide your porn?

    This is more of a discussion thread than me making an enquiry!
    In external drive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On the coffee table.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Locked file, definitely.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In a book marked PORN. No one will look... and if they do it's their own fault.
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In a file marked 'tax recipts'- nobody even bothers to click on it :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on your computer in the folder for printer drivers, nobody is going to look into that one ever.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On the computer? Under a different user account... or a different browser... or just be honest with folk. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In "My Documents" under the filename "My Porn". Saves time and effort and if anyone else wants to see it then they know ehere to find it, if they don't then they know which file to ignore...

    Also guys, thanks for the tips. I now know where to look when I hack your PCs...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know where my man keeps his, it's on a USB stick which is password protected. I don't think the password protection is to stop me looking at it, as I know what the USB stick is and I know what kinda stuff he's in to, but I guess it's a good way to stop other people accidentally stumbling across it.
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    exposedexposed Posts: 31 Boards Initiate
    As an IT Professional who used to work in general hardware support years ago, can I just that the first thing anybody does when fixing your computer is try and find your porn/or dodgy stuff.

    Everyone denies it, but it is a fact.

    AND we're better at it than you think :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats why I like encryption :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't do pr0n, but if I did, I would hide it in some obscure folder like C:\Windows\System32\com\en-US then encrypt it lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't have any saved, I just go to websites?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ShyBoy wrote: »
    I don't have any saved, I just go to websites?

    Aye streamed porn ftw. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I take mine down to Snappy Snaps and get jigsaw puzzles and scatter cushions made up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    am i the only person who owns magazines???

    the internet is ok but theres nothing like a good mag. i guess its partly nostalgia from when i was in school and stumbled accross a huge stash in the woods!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Morphandcoffee wrote: »
    am i the only person who owns magazines???

    You pay for magazines??? How quaint! How very 20th century! :p

    I don't keep any myself. There is so much new stuff coming out all the time, I am constantly entertained.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote: »
    You pay for magazines??? How quaint! How very 20th century! :p

    I don't keep any myself. There is so much new stuff coming out all the time, I am constantly entertained.


    Yeah i do.... probably twice a year. I know there is a gold mine of free porn on the net but i prefer a good magazine.

    I also have DVD's. I keep these next to my portable DVD player. the dvd's often get put on my cars dvd player at car shows.
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