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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...which is just werid, how can i be a proper sassuage and not meat?... lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...which is just werid, how can i be a proper sassuage and not meat?... lol

    .... **B-A rolls eyes** Fucking hell curly_boy, it's a story. FICTION. ;)...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...which I Am Taking Part In Writing...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    here comes the.................
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    here comes the.................

    ROFLCOPTER..AND IT GOES..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Roflroflroflrofl....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...before it gets eaten my the dinsoaur with the jetpack (YEAH ITS BACK BOI)...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...before it gets eaten my the dinsoaur with the jetpack (YEAH ITS BACK BOI)...

    ....AND THEN THE FROG, THE SLUGS, AND THE PARTY HATS...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...all ran in and had a HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

    (should i be rude and say banggang) (yes i no its the wrong way round :P)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pillow fight (just too keep it clean...for nowww! :p)...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...the slugs for some reason shouted "YEAHHH BOIIIIIIII" which...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turned the frogs on...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so they in turn shouted "i'm rich biatchhhh" (like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBgIlaTC0vo)...
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    "Fire" Yelled the army men that had come to avenge the ROFLCopter pilot...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    "Fire" Yelled the army men that had come to avenge the ROFLCopter pilot...

    ..."shit!"Yelled the fireman, who was taking a nap...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    underneath the ROFLCopter, so...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...He put on a kitchen pan on his head to protect himself...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Which unfortunately had been used previously as ....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... A Bra!!!!...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Somehow...buts who's bra was it *dun dun dunnnnnn*....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The driver of the ROFLCopter, who had previously been using a saucepan as a bra, then...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    grace wrote: »
    The driver of the ROFLCopter, who had previously been using a saucepan as a bra, then...

    ...had realised ((!!!)) he doesn't have boobs...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Which disapointed him so he...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... stuffed tissue down his top...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which then fell out, so he went for his plan B, which was...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    to get the dinosaur with the jetpack (because its STILL here) to...
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Orchestrate a coup in which the army shot down their own ROFLCopter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...but before it crashed LOLCATZ arrived and attacked the army...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...Who then through PILLOWS (yes they are back) at everyone...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but a cat came along and said...

    funnypicturescatsaystog.jpg
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