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How do I become a male prostitute in London?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Does anyone know how I'd go about becoming a male prostitute in London for men and women? Thou I appreciate 99.9%+ of clients will be male. I don't think I can become a male escort since I don't think I'm in that league? I'm a 19 year old caucasian male, blond hair, blue eyes, 5'4" tall, very slim and still a vergin. Thanks.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get an apprenticeship?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get an apprenticeship?

    Where can I get an apprenticeship?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why would you want to?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why would you want to ? It's soul destroying.

    Sure there are 'high class' prostitutes that whip circuit judges with damp celery for £5k an hour but they're few and far between.

    There are even 'ordinary' prostitutes that make a go of it, but they usually have a job so the prostitute thing is just to get extra money. They don't 'need' to do it, they want to do it.

    But more than likely you'll end up some drug addicted, HIV riddled wreck sucking scabby cocks for 10 quid a throw to get your next fix even though you're 5 weeks behind with the rent. You said you're a virgin. Mate you'll get eaten alive and be the star of the next snuff/bestiality flick and be found 2 weeks later, dead in a ditch, suffering from what the press would say was an 'horrific sexual assault'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WORK1NGBOY wrote: »
    Where can I get an apprenticeship?

    The Royal Institute of Whorerery do a good course which includes a work placement.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Why would you want to ? It's soul destroying.

    Sure there are 'high class' prostitutes that whip circuit judges with damp celery for £5k an hour but they're few and far between.

    There are even 'ordinary' prostitutes that make a go of it, but they usually have a job so the prostitute thing is just to get extra money. They don't 'need' to do it, they want to do it.

    But more than likely you'll end up some drug addicted, HIV riddled wreck sucking scabby cocks for 10 quid a throw to get your next fix even though you're 5 weeks behind with the rent. You said you're a virgin. Mate you'll get eaten alive and be the star of the next snuff/bestiality flick and be found 2 weeks later, dead in a ditch, suffering from what the press would say was an 'horrific sexual assault'.

    :yes: Listen to this man, he is almost godlike.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It cant be that hard. Just place an advert on Craigslist and see where that gets you though.

    I cant understand why you would want to be a prostitue though, considering you're a virgin, most the punters would eat you alive.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote: »
    :yes: Listen to this man, he is almost godlike.

    he is.
    He even died and came back!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he is.
    He even died and came back!
    So he is GOD and JEBUS
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Royal Institute of Whorerery do a good course which includes a work placement.

    I take it your not familiar with sarcasm.
  • Olly_BOlly_B Posts: 222 Trailblazer
    Hi Work1ngboy,

    RubberSkin above makes some good points about the issues facing someone working as a male prostitute.

    You don’t state the reasons why you’ve decided this is an option you want to pursue; and it’s rare for someone to actively decide this is something they want to do without some experience or involvement in the scene (be it through being involved in porn, as an escort, or drug dealing etc).

    Some people say shows like Billie Piper’s Belle De Jour help glamorise prostitution, the reality is that whilst there are a very few escorts, they are few and far between; and most people end up in prostitution out of necessity than choice. Male prostitutes are in high risk groups for sexual and physical violence, and sexually transmitted diseases.

    Perhaps it’s worth stepping back and deciding why you’ve decided you want to pursue this option; and then working out if there are other ways you can achieve what you want to.

    Olly
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WORK1NGBOY wrote: »
    I take it your not familiar with sarcasm.

    An extremely ironic statement, if I may say so.

    Goodness knows why people on here are taking you seriously.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think I missed the funny part.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Goodness knows why people on here are taking you seriously.

    I doubt anyone makes a thread for the laughs?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah right.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Olly_B wrote: »
    Some people say shows like Billie Piper’s Belle De Jour help glamorise prostitution, the reality is that whilst there are a very few escorts, they are few and far between;

    Exactly! Jonny Depp look-a-likes don't use rentboys. It's the fat, dirty, sweaty, man-boob'ed types that will roll onto you, shove their cheesy cocks in your mouth before sticking it up your bum without any concern for your own pain or discomfort. Hardly a romantic profession.

    I think you're just a horny bastard (who isn't?) who wants to pop his gay cherry. Get a profile on a gay dating site and have all the sex you want but don't believe that male prostitution is where the fun and action is.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey

    did you do it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha ha :)) you're mean
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