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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...to big for any shoe size know 2 man because...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...the little girl kneed him in the groin and stole his drugs, which she used to...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get high and get in the...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shy_devil_girl wrote: »
    get high and get in the...

    Mystery machine, also..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shaggy was there with some hash bakewell tarts
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    then the girl the clown and shaggy all shared a joint...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...which promtly gave them the munchies...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So they went to the local shop and bought...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...SPACE INVADES cos they are the most amazing munchie food, but...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...SPACE INVADES cos they are the most amazing munchie food, but...

    ...They didn't eat all of them and one escaped (like it says... they've come to invade)...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and began to invade the wotsits factory...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...And BURNT every single wotsit because...
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    (p.s burnt wotsits are GROSS me and put some on a radiator in year 4 and we were nearly sick. Don't try it!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NAUN is allergic to them...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...cos NAUN is just plain fucking weird...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    to which she replied; "don't judge me!"...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..."accept me for the weridness that means i can never eat wotsits"...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ..."accept me for the weridness that means i can never eat wotsits"...

    ...BUT then came the WOTSIT KING who...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    laughed at NAUN and...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PreciousAndLoveIt wrote: »
    tripped over a helmet because...

    ...it was in the way ((obvs))...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...the helmet was also purple, which was...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the wotsits ememy's colour...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... and the colour of people who hate PARAMORE *coughs* broken-angel *coughs*...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...correction the colour of ONE person in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! *cough* broken-angel *cough*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    ...correction the colour of ONE person in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! *cough* broken-angel *cough*

    ... But, she was the only person that because she was the only sane person...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...which is actually a lie, because paramore RULE...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...everyone nods in agreement with curly_boy...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..apart From Broken-angel Who Brakes Even Further...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...because she's WERID for not liking paramore...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...like the fact that curly_boy is going to enter shikari tonight :P...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which NAUN is very very jelous about...
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