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Shortest funniest joke in the world

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's got 100 balls and fucks rabbits?
    A shotgun! :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mindless all the way
    What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?
    Lukemia

    What did he get for his birthday?
    Nothing.... he was going to die anyway.

    Tasteless.

    Vaguely funny, I guess. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mindless all the way
    What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?
    Lukemia

    What did he get for his birthday?
    Nothing.... he was going to die anyway.

    i have a lot to do with disabled kids mindless and i have to say...
    i will be telling them those jokes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll


    i have a lot to do with disabled kids mindless and i have to say...
    i will be telling them those jokes.

    Hehe... thought you were going to give me stick there. In my mind.... a jokes a joke. I have a lot worse. Ones I wouldn't dare post on here. But here's a nice one for ya:

    What grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?
    A kidney dialysis machine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What goes woof woof boom?

    A terrierist
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2002! and it aint even funny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pool?
    -Bob
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is post is so dead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whowhere wrote: »
    This is post is so dead.

    Hah so is Bob
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your mum
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