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best footie jokes?
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Come on, share a few
I just heard a few good ones, sorry to those west ham fans out there.
How do you make a hammers fan run? Build a job centre.
Whats the worst thing about upton park? the seats face the pitch.
Whats the difference between west ham and a teabag? the teabag stays in the cup longer.
What's the difference between West Hams goalkeeper and a taxi driver?
the taxi driver will only let 4 in!
Feel free to share some, i love them
I just heard a few good ones, sorry to those west ham fans out there.
How do you make a hammers fan run? Build a job centre.
Whats the worst thing about upton park? the seats face the pitch.
Whats the difference between west ham and a teabag? the teabag stays in the cup longer.
What's the difference between West Hams goalkeeper and a taxi driver?
the taxi driver will only let 4 in!
Feel free to share some, i love them
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Based on tonight's performance, I'll just say Liverpool.
Quite good *insert team* generic jokes
I wish a minority wouldn't spoil it for the majority *sigh* I've gone well off-topic here, should probably have stuck this in a different thread.
As a final point, I'll just reiterate what I said before about the Palermo incident. What gets reported and what the truth was don't always match. I remember seeing much stuff when I came back about for West Ham fans had done xyz, and perhaps a minority had, but the majority of people I saw were just like me and my family: running for our fraking lives from hooligans on mopeds trying to whack us one as we went past. I wasn't even in colours, I just wasn't Sicilian so I was a target.
Me too
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