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chilli burns

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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does anyone know how to soothe them?

i am in alot of pain right now :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Milk apparently.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whoops. ignore.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i can't piss up my nose gf! :p

    i scratched my nose (not whilst i was handling food) and its burns...lots :(

    not milk in the house either.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    blah blah blah wrote: »
    i can't piss up my nose gf! :p

    i scratched my nose (not whilst i was handling food) and its burns...lots :(

    not milk in the house either.

    I said nothing :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe ice or a flannel soaked in really cold water :chin:

    Milks good...but thats only if you have ate them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Btw, chillis are meant to go in your food. Not up your nose...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    at least you didnt go for a wank
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote: »
    at least you didnt go for a wank

    I did this when i was 16 and still learning... it still makes me wince to think of it. edit:(learning to cook not learning to wank)

    The only thing i can think of is natural yoghurt, god knows why it works but it does!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love the image all these suggestions brings up. Whacking natural yoghurt up her nose. What a sight.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    did you scratch your hoo-haa?

    Ah, the pain is wonderful.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Btw, chillis are meant to go in your food. Not up your nose...

    really?

    oh, i'll have to stop doing it then :p
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    blah blah blah wrote: »
    really?

    oh, i'll have to stop doing it then :p
    Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You are so stupid!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My dad once dared me to put jalapeno juice up my schnoze... twice I know its far (haha I totally wrote fart right then) past the point but anything dairy works to soothe the burn...milk, yogurt, sour cream... water will only spread the hurt!
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