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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (Its a Joke!!)

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
My only joke for the day(unless i get a really good joke) <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door
Ugly: So are you

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
> Ugly: You're in them

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser
> Ugly: He looks better than you

> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees:" talk to your daughter
> Bad: She keeps interrupting
> Ugly: With corrections
>
> 8. Good: The postman's early
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
>
> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
> Bad: It's another man
> Ugly: He's your best friend
>
> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
> Bad: As a hooker
> Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
> Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Funny <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> The first one was the best!! And well done for labelling this 'joke' <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless:
    <STRONG>

    > 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees:" talk to your daughter
    > Bad: She keeps interrupting
    > Ugly: With corrections
    >
    > .</STRONG>

    Sounds familar.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They are good ones i like they <IMG SRC="cool.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, suprisingly funny
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *chuckles* <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They were cool <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> Especially the first ones.
    Keep them coming!
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