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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (Its a Joke!!)
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My only joke for the day(unless i get a really good joke) <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door
Ugly: So are you
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
> Ugly: You're in them
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser
> Ugly: He looks better than you
> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees:" talk to your daughter
> Bad: She keeps interrupting
> Ugly: With corrections
>
> 8. Good: The postman's early
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
>
> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
> Bad: It's another man
> Ugly: He's your best friend
>
> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
> Bad: As a hooker
> Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
> Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door
Ugly: So are you
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
> Ugly: You're in them
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser
> Ugly: He looks better than you
> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees:" talk to your daughter
> Bad: She keeps interrupting
> Ugly: With corrections
>
> 8. Good: The postman's early
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
>
> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
> Bad: It's another man
> Ugly: He's your best friend
>
> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
> Bad: As a hooker
> Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
> Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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Sounds familar.
Keep them coming!