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A Law of your choice

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I don't want to put this in politics forum as I dont want to make it too serious. Say if you suddenly become the leader of the country and now you have the power to pass one and just one law, what would it be?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that everybody could have the day off school, work when its too hot we get it when its snows but not hot. why not?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That everyone would be tolerant of everyone else and their opinions or be beaten with sticks. Pointy ones.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    National Chocolate Biscuit Appreciation Day <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A law giving me the power to pass an infinte amount of laws.

    Come on, how easy was that! <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The past tense of to text is not "texted" it sounds crap. Anyone who uses the word-that-shall-not-be-said is to have their eyes taken out with a spoon.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Religiously at 7 pm each day, people must return to their home, turn on sky one and watch the simpsons! Enjoyment for all! <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

    **runs screaming into the distance**

    **had a tutorial on natural law today; is sick of thinking about where law comes from, what its purpose is and from what it derives its authority**
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All new houses built must have a garage and drive to put an end to street parking once and for all. All flats must have off-street parking.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd push through the Prohibition Of Crap Music Act 2002. Like, S Club 7 and co.

    What is and isn't 'Crap' will be decided by your's truly <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> Dictator Chica!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    for weekends to be extended - Starting Thursday and ending Monday night.

    Then there would never be Monday blues again and no hangover!!! I like I like <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I agree with the Monster Raving Loony Party manifesto:

    It should be a criminal offence for anyone south of Crewe to support Man United <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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