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May I be the first to say...

Happy Christmas to each and all of you! Have a great one, and might 2009 see all your wishes come true (perhaps with the exception of SG becoming Prime Minister... ;).
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yippe: :yippe: :yippe: :yippe: :yippe:
    Happy Christmas to you too. One day to go
    :yippe: :yippe: :yippe: :yippe: :yippe:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy Christmas everyone! :birthday:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    happy christmanukah and general seasonal greetings of goodwill ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id quite like to see SG be PM, for one he wouldnt put up with any crap.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    happy christmanukah and general seasonal greetings of goodwill ;)

    And Kwanzaa!

    A friend just told me about it, not sure if any of us are celebrating, seems like a very specialist celebration, so to speak.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aladdin wrote: »
    Happy Christmas to each and all of you! Have a great one, and might 2009 see all your wishes come true (perhaps with the exception of SG becoming Prime Minister... ;).
    The newly-elected Emperor Danny stands in the House of Commons, ready to speak to the nation...
    "Mr Speaker, the first promise is that my government will bring about the immediate dezanuLabourfication of the United Kingdom. This incentive will rid British society of any remnants of the previous poisonous regime. We will leave no stone unturned. Whether it be in the media, our economy, our legal and political systems - we will root out and crush anyone remotely sympathetic to the previous government. Those found guilty of crimes against this country - persons including Labour MPs, human rights lawyers and Polly Toynbee - will all have to attend thought schools or face spending the rest of their lives in prison. Only after Lord Chancellor Jim Valentine is satisfied that these individuals no longer pose a threat to society will they be released.

    I can confirm to the House that the London headquarters of The Grauniad newspaper have been raided by the finest police officers that the Metropolitan Police has to offer. Its editor has been arrested under anti-terrorism legislation and all the newspaper's activities have now ceased. No other media outlets have been affected, and all BBC staff will be forced to undergo the dezanuLabourfication process. Hypocritical and sycophantic journalists such as Robert Peston and Nick Robinson, I can confirm, will be first to partake in this.

    In his first budget to the House, Chancellor Aladdin will outline details of how the government intends to pay for the manifesto pledges which we have made. He will explain to the House that we intend to legalise cannabis in order to boost the economy at this difficult time. We will amend the smoking ban with immediate effect to allow pubs and establishments to choose whether they permit smoking or not. It is categorically not the state's job to tell people how to live! He will announce that VAT on all methods of contraception will be abolished, showing this government's firm commitment to safe sex..."

    We can dream... ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think you'll find the term you wanted was 'Lord Protector Jim V'... :p

    Have a great Christmas everyone :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote: »
    I think you'll find the term you wanted was 'Lord Protector Jim V'... :p
    If you're happy with a vanity title like that, it's fine by me. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can I have mandlesons job?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    Can I have mandlesons job?
    No, I've already got someone else in mind to be the Business Secretary. However, I'd be more than happy to have you in the Ministry of Defence. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    No, I've already got someone else in mind to be the Business Secretary. However, I'd be more than happy to have you in the Ministry of Defence. :p

    Would that then make me the only person in your Govt that would actually be suitably qualified? (apart from you of course ;) )
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    Would that then make me the only person in your Govt that would actually be suitably qualified? (apart from you of course ;) )
    Since when have ministers actually been qualified to do their jobs? Most of them couldn't run a bath, never mind a government department. My government will continue this noble tradition. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Merry christmas and happy holidays guys.
    May the new year bring peace and prosperity.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dear Wendy wrote: »
    Merry christmas and happy holidays guys.
    May the new year bring peace and prosperity.

    ....and subdued calmness in P&D for at least a short while.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    ....and subdued calmness in P&D for at least a short while.

    That would just be boring

    Happy Winterval festivities everyone, btw
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