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Chuck Norris...
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN WITH ONLY HIS GLANCE!
HE CAN ALSO DO THIS TO MEN...
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HE CAN ALSO DO THIS TO MEN...
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Wrong. Fact.
You are for a second time in one short thread. Way to go, numpty :yes: :thumb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA
-Chuck Norris didn't sell his soul to the devil, he bought the devil's soul and became immortal.
-...Remember when we used to say such things as jokes?
EDIT: just wikipedia'd him, still never heard of him
Don't talk any more
Walker Texas Ranger, bitches.
Total Gym.
Go put your head back in the hole
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How old are you!?
The water gets Chuck Norris.