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Chuck Norris...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN WITH ONLY HIS GLANCE!

HE CAN ALSO DO THIS TO MEN...

yeees

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Chuck Norris "jokes" aren't funny and they never were.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Chuck Norris "jokes" aren't funny and they never were.

    Wrong. Fact.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Chuck Norris "jokes" aren't funny and they never were.
    Opinion Over-ruled.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    g_angel wrote: »
    Wrong. Fact.
    I'm NEVER wrong.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    I'm NEVER wrong.

    You are for a second time in one short thread. Way to go, numpty :yes: :D :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everything blends, except chuck norris.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chuck Norris is so tough hes got an extra fist in his beard!!:cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's gonna die some day...won't be so invincible then will ya Chuck?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    He's gonna die some day...
    Or maybe not... Imagine this conversation between two old people someday:

    -Chuck Norris didn't sell his soul to the devil, he bought the devil's soul and became immortal.
    -...Remember when we used to say such things as jokes?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wtf is Chuck Norris ?

    EDIT: just wikipedia'd him, still never heard of him
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    wtf is Chuck Norris ?

    EDIT: just wikipedia'd him, still never heard of him

    Don't talk any more :(

    Walker Texas Ranger, bitches.
    Total Gym.

    Go put your head back in the hole :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    wtf is Chuck Norris ?

    EDIT: just wikipedia'd him, still never heard of him

    :eek:

    How old are you!?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet.

    The water gets Chuck Norris.
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